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  • He's referencing the picture. Look at the picture.

    And the caption joking that they are all inflatable dolls.

  • You are fortunate you don't understand this. Please consider yourself more highly evolved than those of us who've been brain-rottingly religiously indoctrinated enough to understand this meme.

  • TIL that farts are buoyant.

  • Only once or twice I felt their "arrive 15 minutes early" was justified, for filling out paperwork at an intake appointment. Aside from that, "please arrive 15 minutes early" is just their condescending way of letting us know they don't trust us to show up on time.

  • I suppose we can't bring a stun gun and give a good buzz right back to him.

  • And if I show up an hour and a half late, the doctor still won't be ready for me, but receptionist will tell me I missed my appointment time anyway, and will cancel my slot.

  • me_irl

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  • Hey I'll give it one more shot to remind you that you are a valuable person with inherent worth, and you deserve to walk through life with self-respect and confidence. You did nothing wrong to be in the position you are in. Walk with your head held high and present yourself with the respect you deserve. All us healthy people are suffering every day waking up and dragging our asses to jobs we don't want to be at just to earn as much money as you are doing nothing, so although you're not feeling physically well, you are living the dream, money automatically deposited into your bank account every month while the rest of us have to be literal slaves, breaking down our spirits & our bodies & our minds working soul-sucking jobs to barely eke out survival.

  • And think about the wear & tear on those cheap plastic wheels. Not sure if those are even replaceable. That would be a whole new effort & expense to replace those after they quickly wear down.

  • Like a cream-filled hard candy.

  • Not far. And not street legal either.

  • Ah yes, like Victoria Street in Venice California. It's madness.

  • After the 3rd panel, Lady must've reached to the foot of the bed & pulled up an extra brown blanket. Several details of this comic make no sense so here we are wasting our mental energy trying to make sense of it.

  • I saw a full length mirror laying discarded in a back alley yesterday.

  • Dead

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  • That's such a shame since neither word rhymes with the word "disagree."

    Anyway, if what you say is true, Annie Lennox sure has a weird way of pronouncing the word "this." She pronounces it EXACTLY like the word "these." Art is weird.

  • Keep going! It's on the 15th line, almost on the far right hand side of the page.

  • Thunderbolt of lightning

  • Robbed

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  • Why do merkins exist?

  • Possem, Audem, Dehibem

    Your phrase is actually a mix of Latin and Portuguese, translating to "I can, praise to God, I got along well."

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    If you're lounging around at home naked then someone unexpectedly knocks on the door, is it illegal to answer the door naked?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    When a person is an alcoholic, the word "alcoholic" is a negative stigma. When a beverage is alcoholic, it's just an adjective.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Is everything in your life the way you want it to be & you're comfortable & feel no angst?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    WHY the only men who approach me with amorous intentions are unhealthy, cigarette, alcohol, junk food men??

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Few places nowadays is it legal to lay around & do whatever you want outdoors, usually getting cited for loitering or something. Thank goodness for beaches, we're mostly free here.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    When & why did the word "muff" become a crass euphemism for a woman's crotch area?

  • Personal Finance @lemmy.ml

    What's the difference between an APR and interest rate?

  • Oddly Satisfying @lemmy.world

    Pump clicked off finished filling at exactly $100! So satisfying. (Notwithstanding high fuel prices, c'est la vie)

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Are the conflicts in Israel-Palestine & Iran related? Or are they two separate things?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Do you remember this surfing, tuxedo, beer-drinking, flag-wielding Zucky video that was circulating? It's ai, right?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Do vehicles with front wheel drive have a tighter turning radius than an identical vehicle with AWD?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The English language is peculiar.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    In the context of celebrities announcing a new thing they're releasing, what does "soft launch" vs "hard launch" mean exactly? 🤔

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If you're sexually frustrated & can rarely find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.