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Hjalmar

@ Hjalamanger @feddit.nu

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I've decided I don't really want to have anything here anymore

  • NSFW

    Meta: Can you please not announce every single porn community you create

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  • Or they could just tag them NSFW and we could filter that way

  • Most people don't consciously register whether they put their right or left leg in their pants first, but they do it the same way every time.

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  • Next time I'm at the gym I'm going to be very weird looking at everyone putting their pants on.

    This is your fault. I will not thank you for your service

  • Would you say learning a programming language is easier or harder than learning a natural language?

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  • I feel like assuming you already know at least one programming language it's a lot easier to pick up another one then it is to learn another language. But for the first one, I agree with others that it's like comparing appels to oranges.

    Learning to code is way different than learning a language

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    Is there anywhere I can share or give away my Google, Reddit, or Discord account?

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  • Post your account names and passwords here and disable 2FA, assuming that is possible.

    Also, if things in any way goes horribly wrong this was not my idea

  • The bushes were people 🤯

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  • What is this? Do I want to know?

    What does American football have to do with living bushes?

  • You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question?

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  • You can't send bits at a constant rate in this case. You essentialy get to send one very large number, the amount of time since your decided starting time (plus the one bit we were actually intended to use). The bit count grows logarithmicly with time

    Thus, the amount of bits n you can send over t time steps would be

    n = log(t)/log(2) + 1

    As an example, say they wait 8 seconds before sending you a 1. You have received the number 1000 and the bit 1. That's a total of 5 bits.

    If they choose to wait twice as long, 16 seconds, they have in effect transmitted the numbers 10000 and one additional bit, a total of 6 bits. Double the time but only one additional bit.

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    blah blah blah

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  • Is there a guy behind the woman with the book hugging her? There are two arms without a clear owner

  • My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day

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  • What? Milk and chocolate? Another shocking discovery that cultures vary. In Sweden it would be porridge for the hustomte (house gnome), at least in my experience

  • Is there an app that fusions driving directions & weather at the same time? I'm driving 600 miles and I want to know where it's not raining along the way. ?

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  • The most I've done on my bike is about 60 km in a day, two days in a row. It rained the entire first day, but it was still rather enjoyable. And I didn't get any ass sores.

  • Circle

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  • Isn't a circle the collection of all points with the distance r to the circles center?

    From Wikipedia:

    A circle is a shape consisting of all points in a plane that are at a given distance from a given point, the centre.

  • Is there an app that fusions driving directions & weather at the same time? I'm driving 600 miles and I want to know where it's not raining along the way. ?

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  • I don't know any, but it would be useful. Charging stops along the way would also be nice. And directions for biking

  • retro gaminh

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  • Ohh no, you made me feel old. My dad had a Xbox 360, and I was born in fucking 2009

    Edit: and I played on it alot. Castle crashers was amazing (:

  • I appreciate our community

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  • There are teens here (I'm one) so maybe we're at least some of the people that "never made it last that angsty adolescent phase". Although I'd bet that there are quite a few adults falling in to that category here too

  • How would you calm down somebody if neither of you speaks the other’s language?

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  • I fell like speaking calmly might help even if the person doesn't understand your words. Hugging someone is probably going to be weird if they can't understand you at all, and especially if your a man hugging a woman. Maybe a pat on back though?

    Also, as others said, try to look as calm as possible. Apart from that maybe a hand on your heart? (Is that how you say that in English?) I don't see that being misinterpreted

  • Ketchup

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  • The American law covers that too

    Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

  • Swap is just reverse memory cache.

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  • If you had too, how would go about running a Instagram account?

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  • Hiding seems like a good idea. I have a Instagram account with my real name on my phone because I need it to get information way more often then I'd want to. In a matter of days multiple friends tried to follow my account, even though I never posted anything.

    Also, as many people have already said, Instagram is geard towards short form video. As said, I really don't use Instagram but if I scroll down my home feed past the accounts I follow I just get fed maybe 80% short forn video of which alot seems to be AI generated.

  • It's the truth!

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  • WHAT!!

  • better?

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  • Damm it, you got here before me

  • Surreal Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    Hjalmar @feddit.nu

    Instead, hand them in to the authorities

  • Surreal Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    feet

  • Surreal Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Thanks!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    nothing against that guy, but this was a funny glitch

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    43 pregnant men

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    We should count in base four

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    shit

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah, a jorilla

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah, a jorse

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    hell yeah, a jat

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    wormhole

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm tiered of all the animal with glasses

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    hell yeah

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    this trash can looks lonely, someone should dump something in it

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Do you believe the that you have a soul?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I have no life (:

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    A single atom

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    this meme was made using GIMP

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    as a wise man once said