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@ Gradually_Adjusting @lemmy.world

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I'm a human being, god damn it. My life has value.

  • My kid usually seems so bright and sharp. Then out of nowhere he says the most unglued, brain-dead shit I've ever heard, and I need a second to mentally pull over, throw out some road flares, change to snow tires, and assess survival provisions. I probably make that face the whole time, before I remember to smile sweetly.

  • Not Turkish, just part funny.... And part Croat.

  • Power bottom obv

  • I might wait a year, based on what I'm hearing. He's already got a weird sense of humour compared to kids his age, I should probably cool it.

  • Yeah? Admittedly I'm calibrated to the 80s version of what "PG-13" meant. What was the most risque bit? Mine is pretty comfortable with non sexual nudity and rude humour, but anything sexually explicit he's probably not ready.

  • Ooh how exciting.

    I'm tempted, but I'd want to share in the fun with my kid. Anyone who's played it, What's the youngest you'd recommend?

  • And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Fallout. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then

  • It all started with that shitty horse armour

  • Tbh it is if if you have undiagnosed myopia

  • Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

  • All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they're closed. And then imagine a frog.

  • I knew I wasn't the only one.

    Cool sweeper game tho

  • How do you think I'm doing with Freetube/Grayjay/Stacher? Is that an okay mix? I dunno. I mostly just want to be able to archive indie animations and keep up with a select few channels with as little algorithmic content as possible.

  • I'm sure they are hyped, delighted, and filled with espirit de corps about all of this.

  • Rows what rex is, will do it for Scooby snack

  • It's always projection. I'm almost bored of saying it.

  • He used the fancier looking one just for safety lmao

  • Any time I hear "capitalism breeds innovation", I feel like grabbing a chair and swinging it.

  • That's a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it'll do good tortillas for you.

  • PE is all about that cash, but they have ways of making money that don't involve strong fundamentals. Direct private ownership, such as with Valve, aligns the owners interests with their customers much more closely.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    my take on Bún thịt nướng

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Kill the Crows review

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Is there a suitable PeerTube instance for this?

  • Games @lemmy.world

    MMX: Corrupted - Cyber Lab

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    what episode(s) of Star Trek: TNG best demonstrate the philosophy of Starfleet

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    ベッキー日常

  • Atheist Memes @lemmy.world

    Precious rare bird saved by miracle &Athetism can't explain 👀🛐

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Upped my plating on the quesabirria de res (and added pixels)

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Quesabirria de res, with compound butter

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Doug wiki has been DEFACED

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Recently learned to make English muffins

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The wall kisser has struck again

  • PC Gaming @lemmy.world

    Suddenly having a hell of a time using my DS4 controllers on PC

  • memes @lemmy.world

    She liked the dino nuggies one

  • Boost for Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Can't comment or post (resolved)

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk

    Teapot replacement lid appreciation

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    I made a charcuterie board

  • Mechanical Keyboards @lemmy.ml

    My first build, with sound test

  • PlayStation @lemmy.world

    TIL I can play PS4/PS5 on basically all my devices

    www.playstation.com /en-gb/remote-play/
  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    The fakest tonkotsu