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Gork

@ Gork @sopuli.xyz

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  • Everybody's heard about the berg.

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  • Did the toasting harm the cylinder

  • the sea shall take us

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  • It seems like the ship is accelerating to RAMMING SPEED

  • Music 🎶

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  • Time to put on the smoothest of jazz that accompanies 90s pornos

  • Come on, just do it.

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  • Sorry pal you're stuck here with the rest of us losers.

    Cheer up though and have a hot dog 🌭

  • SPIRIT-ual Successor to the "Building a Linux Phone" project

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  • Only works when plugged into the wall 🤔

    Congratulations! 🎉 You built a land line! Time to pop the champagne and celebrate your success 😁

  • You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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  • Me in video games when I try to romance everyone when this is the inevitable consequence.

  • Wowee

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  • Bigly if true

  • ‘There is profound disappointment in him’: mood in Russia turns against Putin

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  • The modern form of this is, "SHOIGUUUU! GERASIMOV!!!!"

  • Unafraid

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  • Mama Mia

  • Or any neurodiversity

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  • White lithium grease usually does the trick.

    Bad part is that it leaves residue everywhere.

  • Trump appears poised to restart the Iran war

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  • Is this another nothing bad can happen it can only good happen moment

  • dad joke

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  • Chef's kiss

  • Codsworth is my hero <3

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  • I thought the developers pulled off some kind of black magic when they did that.

    Nope. Just a big-ass list of names that the voice actor read out lol.

  • Want some?

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  • Can we really expect an infinite number of mathematicians to cordially split 2 beers amongst themselves?

  • Just say no

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  • This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.

    Drug dealers aren't exactly known for just handing out product for free.

  • Do Americans really only shit once a week?

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  • I'm an American who poops once a week. I'll go ahead and speak for all Americans here that this is undoubtedly true.

  • Job postings

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  • This is one of the fields that AI isn't quite as good at compared to humans... yet.

  • Washington man arrested for allegedly throwing rock at seal in Maui

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  • Time to tie the fine to a fraction of percent worth, like how the Europeans do it.

  • We're not going to make it

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  • If you're gonna microplastic, might as well be microplasticmaxxing.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Hi, is this available?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    The Future is Now!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Just a little hit is what I need

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    A great way to spend the evening

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Mine would basically be white tiles

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Part of Greater Israel 🇮🇱

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Skill issue

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Houston, we have a Microslop Outlook problem

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Dear Sir slash Madam, I am humbly and thoughtfully expressing my concerns about your automobile's extended warranty, or if you do not yet have one, that my services can be proffered to you cheaply

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Praise be to Allah

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Get in y'all

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Honkin' Melons

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    It's finally arrived.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Dwarf Planets are people too

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    How to be attractive

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    Stiff upper lip, perhaps?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @sopuli.xyz

    I do this on behalf of soup

  • interestingasfuck @lemmy.world
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    Bedouin migration (aka Toyotathon)