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FosterMolasses

@ FosterMolasses @leminal.space

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  • Choose chicken.

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  • hahahahaha

  • How to tell a horse’s age

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  • lmao

  • How to tell a horse’s age

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  • Nah, Squid's quintessentially middle aged.

    I'd say Sponge seems like an impressionable 20s-something, and Patrick has the vibe of some overly confident know-nothing 30 yr old haha

  • How to tell a horse’s age

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  • Tastes just like raisins!

  • Taboo names

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  • I wouldn't say Hilary's poisoned. Matter of fact, I can't remember the last time I saw a Clinton headline much less scandal. Also, my definitive Hilary will always be Hilary Banks lol

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    By now, I've probably heard the John Mulaney bit about "What's New Pussycat" referenced about as many times as the people in the diner heard the actual song

  • Robbed

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  • Excellent shitpost lol

  • Has there ever been an industry that's been "enshittified" and then un-"enshittified"?

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  • That's because no one's actually answering OP's question lol

    Lemmy's slowly approaching peak reddit Q&A format: "Where can I find X?" "X is stupid, use Y."

  • Taboo names

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  • Real dude... I was writing a story a while back, and usually when naming characters I just pull one from the noggin that "feels right", and I fell on "Donnie" for a young delinquent that was meant to bite off more than he can chew picking a fight with real criminals. When I revisited it a bit later in time, I internally cringed and had to pick a different name altogether lol

    Shame because I felt like the name suited him so well that I wound up not continuing the story much after that.

  • He looks great

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  • No wait, this could work.

    If modern society has shown me anything, humankind will stop at nothing when it comes to advertizing. Imagine how much further we could get the Voyager 1 with a team of marketers attempting to get the word out about Turkish hair transplants.

    We could solve the Fermi Paradox in about 10 years lol

  • Can't enjoy anything out here

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  • "B-but! Carbon footprint!! Won't someone think of the billionaires?"

  • Can't enjoy anything out here

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  • This is the way.

    Instead of micromanaging every tiny consumer habit, people need to keep the collective pressure focused on the largest current harm. As another good example, if they actually imposed proper international government regulations on commercial fishery plastic waste, everyone and their grandmother could use straws for the next 30 years without contributing a fraction as much ocean pollution. It's literally 46% vs 0.03%.

    And no, that zero isn't a typo.

  • Can't enjoy anything out here

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  • This x100 lol

  • Can't enjoy anything out here

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  • "Let them eat grass"

  • Can't enjoy anything out here

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  • Preach. It's a far cry from almonds lol

    I would love to see how this sort of online propaganda goes over in the East Asian part of the world. Or just Eastern part of the world in general.

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  • This but unironically.

    Every environmental activist out there who spends their afternoons shaming people online for going about their most mundane, domestic activities ("how dare you use a hot cycle for your single load of laundry!?") are actively complicit in enabling and normalizing billionaires' continued ravaging of the earth's resources. It keeps everyone distracted from the actual problem and trapped in an "us vs them" mentality where the public can never collectively unite to turn the heat around on those in power.

    I'm not cutting my decompression-after-surviving-another-day-in-dystopia shower short while Musk installs another infinity pool in his Arizona summer home lol, so stop asking.

  • Surplus value

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  • Yes, but ftr, there's already a film with this premise.

    Some 2010's pseudo-thriller with Justin Timberlake that had a super generic name like "On Time" that I can't quite remember. I don't know if it's any good, because one really stupid line from the trailer I recall "4 minutes for a cup of coffee?!" with the most lackluster delivery still lives rent free in my head, and I couldn't bring myself to watch it lol

  • Me_irl

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  • Reinvented from first principles

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  • Thank you for sharing this masterpiece with me.

  • Meme Checkpoint

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  • me_irl

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I haven't even finished listening to the last one!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's something that you feel genuinely sad about that you've been keeping in for a while?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    That's a nice streak ya got there... be a shame if something happened to it 🔪

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    TIL that the first real marshmallows were created around 2000 BCE in Ancient Egypt

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Marshmallow
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    That can't be right

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    TIL that in Taiwan in 1989, there was a movement called "Snails Without Shells" where nearly 50,000 people slept on the road of Taipei’s East District to protest the escalating housing crisis

    www.taipeitimes.com /News/feat/archives/2020/08/23/2003742128
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    It's ironic that the derogatory term "Feminazi" fell out of use now that there are actual real feminazis in the world and no one ever calls them that

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    Boarding school acceptance letters are for the Bourgeoisie 💸

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I appreciate our community

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    The Simpsons Movie is both more and less progressive than I remember

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    FosterMolasses @leminal.space

    Pot crashing out the kettle

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    And now it's gonna bother me all day

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    At least anime waifu supports trans rights, just sayin