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The Barto

@ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

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3 yr. ago

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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  • It's the beer, I knew it!

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  • At this time of year?

  • 450+ extensions now available on Firefox for Android

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  • More pipe.

  • What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

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  • The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

  • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

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  • Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

  • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

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  • WHAT!?

  • Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crash

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  • Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

  • Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it

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  • One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

  • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

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  • Called Incontinentia.

  • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

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  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The GOAT of playing utterly vile people.

  • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

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  • Not Me

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  • And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

  • You know there’s a pregnant man emoji?

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  • That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

  • New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

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  • Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

  • “We are worried,” says European rocket chief at prospect of launch competition

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  • Lol so the free market has hit the international space industry I see.

    If you cant hit your target and a viable competitor can, well you better get good or get replaced.

  • That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

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  • Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

    Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

  • That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

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  • Don't think so, but we can make it painful if that's what you want?

  • Notorious arcade gamer Billy Mitchell settles suit over Donkey Kong world record

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  • Yeah that one, couldn't remember which kill screen it was.

  • Don't think my phone runs Nvidia... or Wayland 🤔

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  • Couldn't it just be the grey one?

  • Yep, makes sense

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  • Free Egg And Rice.

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    Fried bacon and egg flowers

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Don't want any nerd mussels

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    Rub A Dub Dub, Three men in a tub!

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    The real reason for cow abductions.

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    Unreleased footage of the filming of the moon landing.

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    It's more of a suggestion really.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Y̴o̸u̶'̴l̶l̵ ̵g̵e̷t̵ ̵s̴o̵o̶o̶o̷ ̸m̷u̷c̵h̸ ̵d̴o̷n̷e̴!̶

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The human sized thumb is getting angry.

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    And a happy full rotation of the sun!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Couldn't remember Caillou's name.

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    He's back, with vengeance.

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    It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

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    A cute little palette cleaner.

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    A kickflip so sick even Van Gogh had to paint it.

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    Oh bother!

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    Elder god Kermit

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    Muppet Club

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    Paul Blart: Potato Cop