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  • This better not awaken anything in me.

  • I don't see any mention of Iran's Flying Carpet Brigade, so that video is real.

  • What made them think CO2 was the limiting factor?

  • Possibly. I remember those, they would take the can in, then spin them so the lasers could find the barcode. These new machines don't do that. I've fed the cans in with the barcode against the belt, and the machine can still tell what they are.

  • I'd rather snark at them online behind their backs. I have no idea which of them are armed.

  • I remember when I was in high school working in a grocery store bottle room, crushing all the cans people brought in. Those jobs are gone, now the customers put the cans in themselves, and the machine detects and sorts them into the right bin.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Why do people at the bottle return act like they've never seen a aluminum can before?

  • Oops, you fell for my propaganda, and I didn't even have to use real words.

  • Hsha lol

  • I hope everyone who wants to be on permanent DST experiences an eternity of the first day of spring forward, never rested again

    ...rude...

  • I'm white.

  • It's 1am, and there's a thunderstorm.

  • French stop signs say STOP. Quebecois stop signs say... ARRET?

  • Sorry, that's not worth $155.

  • This would be a rant if it were slightly longer.

  • At least you can stick kitchen magnets to it.

    Narrator: You can't.

  • It was the last Dirty Harry movie... 1989 or 1990? Jim Carey plays a heavy metal rock star and lip syncs Welcome to the Jungle while filming a music video.

  • The Dead Pool. Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood and a miscast Jim Carey.

  • Politics @beehaw.org

    H.R.7012 - Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/7012/text
  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Are all dinosaur fossils 'replicas'?

    www.indianadinosaurmuseum.org
  • Politics @beehaw.org

    MAMDANI Act

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/5937/text
  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world

    Full page ad from a 1989 comic book. Out of context.

  • Politics @beehaw.org

    Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”

    www.mediamatters.org /charlie-kirk/charlie-kirk-its-worth-have-cost-unfortunately-some-gun-deaths-every-single-year-so-we
  • Futurama @lemmy.world

    If you had to pick one...

  • Politics @beehaw.org

    S.2311 - State Accountability for Federal Deployment Costs Act of 2025

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/senate-bill/2311/text
  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    To amend the Controlled Substances Act to require electronic communication service providers and remote computing services to report to the Attorney General certain controlled substances violations.

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/4518/text
  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world

    No comment necessary

  • Politics @beehaw.org

    Scott Adams blames Obama for ruining his life

    www.realclearpolitics.com /video/2025/07/24/scott_adams_obamas_russia_hoax_and_fine_people_lie_ruined_my_life_and_divided_america.html
  • Politics @beehaw.org

    H.R.4287 - Enhanced Penalties for Criminal Flag Burners Act

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/4287/text
  • Politics @beehaw.org

    Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie submit bill to force release of all Epstein information held by DoJ.

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/4405/
  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world

    Ha Ha Ha

  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world

    Is this racist? I didn't think Star Trek was racist.

  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world

    Oh No! This really IS the darkest timeline!

  • Politics @beehaw.org

    You should know there's an effort in Congress to ban ranked-choice voting on federal elections.

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/3040/text
  • Politics @beehaw.org

    To deny tax deductions and other Federal funding for the costs of gender transition procedures.

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/house-bill/3205/text/ih
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Even in space it's possible to get hit by a self-driving Tesla.

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    A BILL To prohibit the delivery of opioids by means of the dark web, and for other purposes.

    www.congress.gov /bill/119th-congress/senate-bill/1975/text/is