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  • How I learned to stop worrying and love the... bomb?

  • Nine rings for the mortal men doomed to die?

  • Exclamations I used to say:"Big black bats!" - something to do with Batman or something?"Great Qubits!" - I liked quantum physics, because I didn't understand it

    Insults and exclamations I say now:"Eat a (some kind of weapon)!" - Fancy way to tell someone "kill yourself". Like "Eat a grenade", "Eat a gun"Random syllables that sound like Klingon mixed with Slavic and Hebrew - I speak none of those languages, but still say stuff like "Vzer krakh!" when I get annoyed by popups."Koskenkorva!" - the Finnish vodka-like drink. I don't even drink that.

    Breaking the "non-religous" constraint, because i want to:"Jesus Christ in a tank!" - In response to something very surprising that I can't remember

    Saving the best for last: Captain Haddock interjections."Ten thousand thundering typhoons!""Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!""Addlepated lumps of anthracite!""Antediluvian bulldozer!""Pompous popinjay!""Pockmark!"

  • "Red-blooded American"

    Color blind?

  • If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

  • Do you want to hear a TCP joke?

  • I don't think it can be constant time. Accessing a heap is O(log n), isn't it?

  • dennis

    Jump
  • HTML = hit millIt's like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)

    HTTP = hitch tipIt's the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill

  • I cannot avoid reading that as "Je-sucks"

  • I didn't actually try it, that's just the joke that's floating around. "GNU HURD, like GTA6, will never be finished."

    For all I know, it's still in beta stage, even if it is usable.

  • It might actually be running out of memory. 16GB are used, and the other 16GB are unusable somehow. Could be a bad RAM stick or bad connection (as mentioned by others), or it could be a memory quota. Run ulimit -a to check the quota.

    However, on my second read, the symptoms do not match up with running out of memory. (can drop to the console, can move the mouse) It could be a problem with the desktop environment. Which DE do you use?

  • I'm interested in other DEs, i swear! I just don't use them, or like them!

  • Replace Linux with NetBSD, and then I'll just put my entire hand on the touchscreen

    Probably would also work with Linux

  • The year is 5495. HURD will probably be complete by then.

  • Disabling those should be similar. Search for NVIDIA in the driver name, and use the same process.

  • Do you have any SWAP partition or swapfile? That will allow the host operating system to use parts of the disk as memory. Instead of completely locking up when it runs out of memory, it will get slow first, and buy you more time.

  • I use echo ^G

    (That ^G is a literal control-G character, type control-V then control-G to get it, or Insert then control-G)

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Yo dawg, we heard you like missiles, so we put some missiles in your missile so you can boom while you zoom

    www.theregister.com /2026/02/18/darpa_autonomous_missilefiring_missile/
  • KDE @lemmy.kde.social

    How do I disable the file type filter in KDE's file picker?

  • Linux @sh.itjust.works

    How do I disable the file type filter in KDE's file picker?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Victor Borge | Phonetic Punctuation

    inv.nadeko.net /watch/
  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca

    Communities about dragons!

  • KDE @lemmy.kde.social

    Librewolf is blocking sleep and screen locking (KDE)

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Capital i and lowercase L look the same in pretty much any sans-serif computer font

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Threose or fourose?

  • linux4noobs @programming.dev

    Dell Inspiron brightness constantly changing

  • Linux Questions @lemmy.zip

    Dell Inspiron brightness constantly changing

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If you live in a city, you'll probably end up memorizing the meanings of arbitrary numbers.

  • Curated Tumblr @sh.itjust.works

    On time lords

  • Curated Tumblr @sh.itjust.works

    I'm cheering over this like I was a sports fan and my team won the superwhatsit right now

  • sh.itjust.works Main Community @sh.itjust.works

    Quotation marks and other symbols are incorrectly rendered

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Is it just me, or are search engines getting worse?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about this device for resuscitating canaries in coal mines

    museumcrush.org /this-device-was-used-to-resuscitate-canaries-in-coal-mines/
  • Today I Learned (TIL) @lemmy.ca

    TIL about this device for resuscitating canaries in coal mines

    museumcrush.org /this-device-was-used-to-resuscitate-canaries-in-coal-mines/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Chrome using Gemini Nano for ‘Enhanced Protection’ against scams

    9to5google.com /2025/05/08/chrome-enhanced-protection-gemini-nano/
  • Linux Questions @lemmy.zip

    Do AppArmor and Flatpak have any weird interactions?