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  • Sargon was fucking nuts. From son of a gardener to king of the world.

    Fun fact: I always thought the Mask of Sargon looks like the Chad guy in soyjack memes

  • Wasn't Shamshi-Adad the first one to claim the title "king of the universe"? 🤣

    Assyrian boasting always cracks me up. Sennacherib describes this battle against Babylon:

    With the dust of their field covering the heavens, like a wide, mighty storm, they drew up in battle array before me on the bank of the Tigris. They blocked my passage and offered battle. I put on my coat of mail. My helmet, emblem of victory, I placed upon my head. My great battle chariot, which brings low the foe, I hurriedly mounted in the anger of my heart. The mighty bow which Assur had given me, I seized in my hands. The javelin, piercing to the life, I grasped. I stopped their advance, succeeding in surrounding them. I decimated the enemy host with arrow and spear. All of their bodies I bored through. I cut their throats, cut off their precious lives as one cuts a string. Like the many waters of a storm, I made the contents of their gullets and entrails rain down upon the wide earth. My prancing steeds, harnessed for my riding, plunged into the stream of their blood as into a river. The wheels of my war chariot, which brings low the evil and the wicked, were spattered with filth and blood. With the bodies of their warriors, I filled the plain like grass. Their testicles I cut out, and tore out their privates like the seeds of cucumbers of June.

    Meanwhile, the Babylonian records say:

    The Assyrians lost the battle.

  • Depends on the city. I live in San Francisco, and honestly I see almost as many gender nonconforming people out and about as I do gender conforming. There are trans flags waving all over the place. A few years ago a bunch of Trumpers tried to have a rally in Oakland and people threw stuff at them until they left lol

  • For some reason I can't stop reading about Mesopotamia =/

    Did you know that in 1770 B.C. Zimri-Lim, king of Madi, was so exasperated by his daughter being such a bitch to his political ally, the king of Ilansura, that he eventually traveled all the way from Madi to Ilansura to "liberate the palace of Ilansura from her presence" (his own words)?

  • The official renter ban is a bit of a loophole - a lot of Bay Area counties are taking over old federal properties (Navy and Coast Guard bases, former superfund sites, etc) and turning them into housing. Federal laws prevented having firearms in these places (for obvious reasons, can't bring a gun to a navy base lol). During the "transition" period where the housing is partially built but not completed, there's typically a joint ownership with the gun rules carried over from when it was purely federal property. The municipality could get these rules removed, but they really don't want to. It's a benefit to them.

    But more typically, you'll see every large landlord in the area ban firearms as a part of the lease agreement, with the tacit encouragement of local governments. So it's not law, but you still can't really have one.

    Edit: plus the ban on all these places: https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-01-02/judges-let-new-california-law-barring-guns-in-many-places-take-effect-challenge-ongoing

    It's illegal to have any firearm (even with a concealed carry license) in almost any public setting.

  • I mean, it does sound reasonable if you don't know the stats. Which I don't.

  • The SF law (that's where I live), various "may issue" concealed carry permit policies, extra taxes, local ordinances banning renters from having firearms in the home or in their car, it's just a litany of small encroachments that add up to great difficulty.

  • Merde!

  • Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne

  • That's the state level laws, but many local jurisdictions are much more restrictive.

  • Don't get me wrong, I loved that movie. But when I grew up a bit I realized that in the pivotal moment, the military would ABSOLUTELY have gunned down that crowd of people wearing masks. It's happened before, a lot.

  • Every citizen has the same access

    sad California noises

  • It later became more popular in Assyria, but this is iirc the first recorded instance of it happening.

  • Words have meaning

    It's incredibly sad that this has been turned into a meaningless phrase.

  • That's stupid bullshit and you know it. The Civil War was a war between one group of guys and another group of guys. We cannot use the same term to describe both groups of guys. The historical accounts would make no sense.

    And history has ALWAYS referred to rebels and insurrectionists by the name they give themselves, it's nothing unique to the Confederacy. Pretending it somehow "legitimizes" the Confederacy is pure bullshit dreamed up by someone who wants to puff up his "I am so very very woke" cred. It's a solution in search of a problem.

    What do we call George Washington's army? The same name they gave themselves, the Continental Army. What do we call Irish nationalists during the Troubles? The same name they gave themselves, the IRA. What do we call the militant Islamic fundamentalists who took over Afghanistan as the US pulled out? The same name they gave themselves, the Taliban.

    The fact that you think referring to a rebel group by the name they gave themselves has ANYTHING to do with ANY kind of narrative means you are being either disingenuous or ignorant.

    There are many, many ways to fight against bigots and racists nowadays. This is not one of them.

  • Historical revisionism is a goddamn plague and should be met with a firm slap to the face any time it's suggested, even if it's in favor of the side we agree with.

    I don't know what kind of fucking obsession gen Z has with labels, but you need to chill the fuck out about it. Calling the North "the United States" instead of "the Union" does absolutely fuckall to make anything better whatsoever, and it chips away at the foundations of historical accuracy.

  • [Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social @lemmy.world

    Let's make some random guy king for a day, as a joke

  • Did you never go to high school? It's not like this is a new phenomenon.

  • Lemmings don't really like when people argue against the majority opinion, on any topic. The Fediverse is incredibly tribal.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I decided to not go shopping today.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What weird things do your pets do?

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    Conversations like this are why I want more people, especially "normies", in the Fediverse

    old.reddit.com /r/todayilearned/comments/1geuctm/til_that_natalie_portman_has_had_papers_published/ludwhl5/
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What would be a fair wage for the work you do? An actual dollar amount.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Non-Americans: what do you like about America?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about Brandolini's Law: "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it."

    en.m.wikipedia.org /wiki/Brandolini%27s_law
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Tankie goes to Ukraine to fight for Russia, gets tortured and executed by Russian tank crew

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What does "blackpilled" mean?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why limit immigration?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you want to see more normies on Lemmy?

  • [Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social @lemmy.world

    He came dancing across the water

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's the strangest things that security cameras have seen you doing?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How did you find your hobby/hobbies?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    You are now in charge of Russia. What do you do?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are your favorite privacy-focused alternatives to standard apps?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How many people here actually know any African-Americans?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do your parents help you financially?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's the story you would write if you were an author?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What do you think the Great Filter is?