Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.
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Movies & TV @hexbear.net If you ever though to yourself, "Man I wish Squid Games was set in the Depression Era and had more Big Band Music and Dancing", there's a movie called "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net "America has Apple, the NBA and Sydney Sweeney. What does China have?" China:
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Name of my next METAL band
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net JDPON DON WELCOMES THE FALL OF THE UNITED $NAKES OF AMERIKKKA
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net A lot of "illiterate" people suddenly gain like 10 reading grade levels when literacy means they'll get some kind of treat
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net There are people out there, who if they asked you a question, and you replied by handing them an iPad with Google already open, and then put a gun to their temple and told them "look it up"...
Movies & TV @hexbear.net TIL Lance Henriksen was illiterate till he was 30
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Yah know the whole trend among "da youths" where they try and "bring back" some old timey behavioral trend? Like being "demure" or whatever. I think I got the next big one...
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I think a big reason millennials seem less interested in having kids that I don't see discussed a lot: Boomers seemed to hate marriage and parenthood
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net The real way to encourage body-positivity is to bring back sauna culture.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net This is inaccurate, I have not been Jonkled
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net People who order things never have any information
Movies & TV @hexbear.net I actually dug the new Naked Gun movie
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Baseball is now woke and based
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Oh shit you all are also dating Zoe?
Games @hexbear.net My bro got a Switch 2 and gave me his old Switch and so I've been playing Breath of the Wild for the first time. Love it but...
Movies & TV @hexbear.net "Uncut Gems" and "Marty Supreme" have created a new genre: Neurotic NYC Jewish guy tries to handle his life falling apart
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net 20 year old millennial me: "I'm never gonna be like this boomers who complain about how the younger generation is lazy and entitled!"
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Ah remember the good ol' days of 4 years ago when AI was a goofy little tool you could use to make absurdist comedy content for shit's and giggles!
askchapo @hexbear.net RECORD NUMBERS ALL OVER THE PLACE!



Hunter just does it for the love of the game.
He could be doing ketamine and going to eyes wide shut orgies, but nah he wants that sleezy crack in a motel with (legal adult) sex workers action.