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  • I think this has always been there for every user. So that you can have your personal profile. Don't think it was widely used.

  • The Liftoff Android client at least has a feature to combine the feeds of your accounts.

  • It shows an on screen keyboard when you use the mouse to select stuff. That should at least be workaround.

  • That's basically what Facebook is doing with Mastodon at the moment. And I think the consensus is that nobody wants to federate with Facebook.

  • In einer türkisch geführten Pizzaria überhört:

    Kundin: "Ich hätte gerne eine Pizza Quattro Stacki... Statzi... Wie spricht man das aus?"

    Bedienung: "Schtagonie!"

    Kundin: "Eine Quattro Schtagonie bitte."

  • For some reason I thought you wanted only adult comments.

  • If only the people actually ordering the game would win the price instead of those playing it.

  • Deutschland! Fick Ja!

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  • I wanted to post Wondermark's comic about bean juice and now I discovered that the site is kinda down.

    Thanks for making me sad.

  • ESPANOL

  • Literally my life with !cfs@feddit.de. Not necessarily with the waking up part.

  • I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

  • And the Lord spake: "Pea on them to show dominance!"

  • I don't think there is any way currently. I usually create the post once and then post its URL to the other communities.

  • Intelligence does not protect you from stupidity.

  • That would have been me.

    One time I went to school with my trousers on backwards. The whole class noticed it when I went to the blackboard to present something.

    But that was nothing next to the time we were outside for sports class in semi cold weather and a fly flew into my nose. It flew back out, dragging a long string of snot behind it. And it kept coming and coming and I could not stop it. And of course nobody had a handkerchief and still the snot kept flowing out. My best friend said he thought my brain was leaking.

    I have illustrated the whole ordeal here: https://www.bjoern-tantau.de/?p=228

  • Habe auch Kinder und wir lassen unsere Kinder wissen, dass sie uns alles erzählen können. Ergebnis bisher ist, dass wir jeden Scheiß mitkriegen, den sie machen. Wenn mal was kaputt geht erfahren wir es schnell und können es ggf direkt ersetzen. Wenn sich jemand verletzt hat erfahren wir schnell wie es passiert ist und können entsprechend helfen. etc

    Wenn ich das mit einigen befreundeten Kindern vergleiche, dann lügen unsere viel weniger.

    Heißt nicht, dass sie gar nicht lügen oder uns Dinge verheimlichen. Aber insgesamt habe ich das Gefühl, dass sie mit wichtigen Dingen zu uns kommen. Bin gespannt, wie es dann im Drogenalter wird.

  • Please don't fight! We're all just legumes.

  • "Du hast viereckige Augen vom Fernsehen!"

    Ich gucke in den Spiegel, um meine Augen zu sehen.

    "Die viereckigen Augen gehen weg, wenn man in den Spiegel guckt."

    Ich gucke ganz viel Fernsehen und gucke in den Spiegel, ohne meine Eltern das sehen zu lassen.

    "Du hast viereckige Augen!"

    Meine Eltern haben mich also angelogen! 🙀