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  • He'll be able to tout the state's record unemployment, on account of all the dead people.

  • If your Naomi is Klein, you are fine. If your Naomi is Wolf, then big oof.

  • It's all projection. All of it.

  • Naomi Klein just wrote a book about Naomi Wolf, and it talks about the mirror world and all this is so bat shit nuts. People are so easily grifted out of their money and their trust.

  • have you seen exTwitter?

  • "The most ironic thing is with the settlement that I did receive [20 million pounds from his father's estate since John only gave him 100K in his will], is that I’ve been buying his stuff back with that, so, I’m buying his stuff back with his money, which is absolutely insane.”

  • Secretly posted on Twitter that he did this because who is going to hold him accountable?

  • He's the richest man in the world. He could buy his own fucking island and never be arrested. Can one country shut down Twitter, Tesla, or SpaceX?

  • He controls 10K satellites, the electric car charging infrastructure, and a massive global communications platform. He's too big to control. Good thing we hero-worshipped him for years. 🫢 🤭

  • Candidate Trump needs to be belligerent and defiant. Defendant Trump needs to STFU.

    The problem is those two things are in competition. So he has to say, Russia, Russia, Russia as candidate Trump, but that isn't a relevant or useful argument for defendant Trump. He has to say, "I'm allowed to do this thing" as candidate Trump, but as defendant Trump, I'm allowed to break the law is not a defense.

    His only hope is to delay. If he goes to trial on anything, defendant Trump loses. If he can hold out, then candidate Trump will win.

    This is his bet. He wins and it all goes away and the US is ruled by a guy who believes he can get away with anything.

  • Canada has many parties but is about to become a right-wing nightmare.

    This isn't a party problem, it is a comms problem. The right feels like it must stop progress for human rights in any way possible. Lying, cheating, whatever. And in many places, the right is funded by rich people who want less taxes and regulations.

    In Canada, it is tar sands oil. Since tax cuts and let's screw up the planet are not popular, you need a wedge issue. Here's Trump marveling at how a wedge issue is spread:

    "It's amazing how strongly people feel about that. You see, I'm talking about cutting taxes, people go like that," Donald Trump said while making a muted applause gesture. "I talk about transgender, everyone goes crazy. Who would have thought? Five years ago, you didn't know what the hell it was."

  • 'Kids Online Safety Act' will deliberately target trans content, senator admits

    He's a granddad. We shouldn't have granddads who can't work a remote be president. I assume he can't work a remote.

  • you just mansplained a dad joke.

  • Another fun fact: people with orange hair are called redheads because orange is a relatively new word and orange used to be just a shade of red.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What is lighter than brown?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How did the mansplainer die?

  • I think you mean Airplane! mode.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Everyone at West Virginia University Knew Something Was Up. I Hate That We Were Right.

    slate.com /human-interest/2023/08/west-virginia-university-cuts-programs.html
  • 30% of the population still supported Nixon.

    Fox News was started to get a future Nixon off. Even Ailes probably didn't forsee the massive Trump family criming (we still haven't talked about Ivanka's Chinese patents and Jared's 2 billion Saudi bailouts.)

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

  • The two indictments about Jan 6th and the plot to use fake electors offer a detailed look at a conspiracy. This isn't just mob talk about "it would be awesome if this happened" – there is evidence of a coordinated effort to create fake electors and attempt to steal an election. The act of creating fake electors is a crime. The conspiracy to create fake electors is a crime.

    All of these things are a crime. The problem is, in America, people who have power are held to a higher standard. Trump will get all sorts of concessions, and slow this down like mad. What he also has is an entire network carrying water for him. Because of Fox News – which was started to avoid another Nixon, he gets to both sides this.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course

  • Football (migrated to football@sopuli.xyz) @lemmy.world

    Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne could miss rest of year with injury

    www.theguardian.com /football/2023/aug/15/manchester-city-kevin-de-bruyne-injury-could-miss-rest-of-year-pep-guardiola
  • Which argument? I think Joe Biden is a Republican, but he isn't a fascist. Biden is responsible for Clarence Thomas, the Crime Bill, and most of the wars in the middle east. He was anti-gay marriage, and probably still is being an old grandpa who palled around with white nationalists.

    He promised to not drill on public lands, and then opened up public lands for drilling! But he did invest the most ever in climate crisis. So I guess he doesn't suck?)

    He sucks. But he isn't trying to destroy America from within. So there's my vote. A guy who legit sucks or a fascist who has promised to use the DOJ to hunt down his enemies. Who has promised to take over elections and find votes. Who lies like he breaths because lying is the tactic of a bully.

    It is the difference between getting shot in the face or getting punched in the face. I don't want either, but if you make me pick, I'll bloody well take getting punched.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Why Fox News was created

    theweek.com /articles/880107/why-fox-news-created
  • politics @lemmy.world

    On Trump's social media posts

    terikanefield.com /trumps-social-media-postings/
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I can melt ice with my eyes

  • politics @lemmy.world

    The corruption of Lindsey Graham

    specialto.thebulwark.com /p/the-corruption-of-lindsey-graham
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Just read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

  • Soccer, The World's Game @lemmy.ml

    Lionel Messi's makes his MLS debut