He'll be able to tout the state's record unemployment, on account of all the dead people.
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world How did the mansplainer die?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning
politics @lemmy.world Why Fox News was created
politics @lemmy.world On Trump's social media posts
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politics @lemmy.world The corruption of Lindsey Graham
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Everyone does it, tho!?!