Reminds me of that Twitter thread:
What would be Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun!
That's NOT funny.
Why not? He was a carpenter.
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Should I stop using Telegram?
What's something really good that is about to happen, and not a lot of people know about it?
People that are going to celebrate Christmas, but still have NOT bought any gifts yet, what do you plan to do?
So the Auditors of Reality exist in the xkcd-verse, huh.