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Urethra Franklin

@ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

    I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

    "Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • They have cars in the Middle East?

    Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Blessed are the cheesemakers?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    The Jebus Said So.

  • He is small and pointless

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  • The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

  • She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

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  • William Shatner, is that you?

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  • It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.

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  • It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.

    That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.

  • Windows 10 end of life could prompt torrent of e-waste as 240 million devices set for scrapheap

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  • This genuinely made me snicker.

  • Why didn't anyone warn me!?

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  • So the drop bears actually float up?

  • Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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  • Would you like to play a game?

  • When the Electric Slide is stuck on repeat

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  • STOP!

    EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

    (Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    In the holiday spirit...

  • Careful when skiing

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  • If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

  • It's a hard life

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  • It's Hornée. It's French.

  • Panera Bread’s Charged Lemonade blamed for a second death, lawsuit alleges

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  • Caffeine defense?

    Username checks out.

    EDIT: That being said, I agree with you for the most part, though I would charge that am exceedingly high caffeine level such as this should be clearly labeled.

    The scary part for me is that, while this gentleman lived independently, I wonder if he would have been able to make the responsible choice to limit his intake or choose another drink if he was aware of the stimulant effects. Developmental disabilities can vastly alter critical thinking of things like that.

    Bummer of a situation all around.

  • Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job

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  • I caught your tongue in cheek-ness.

  • Rule

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  • I came in to say something similar.

    Good to see cynicism is alive and well.

  • Morning rule

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  • Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.

  • Morning rule

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  • I like my coffee like I like my women...

    Dark...

    Strong...

    With a spoon in them.

  • Morning rule

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  • A penne for your thoughts on the matter?