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Urethra Franklin

@ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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    Hey baby...

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  • Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

  • Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.

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  • It's a major award!

  • What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

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  • Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

  • German Art

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  • Nor cunning use of flags.

  • So that's who started this...

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  • I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

  • Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

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  • I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Holy Ghost?

    What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

    "And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

    Carbohydrated.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

  • How do I stop hating children?

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  • How would you know? You're sleeping.

  • GOP hopeful blasted for post showing tree ornaments of Democrats in nooses

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  • Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

    Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

  • 4202 g

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  • Turducken would like a word.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Cobain's, too.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Smells Like Teen Spirit

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    NASA has some explaining to do

  • Broccoli

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  • 2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

  • pick up or rule

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  • Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...