I know it sounds silly. He loves wrasslin', and he's a showman. I wouldn't put it past him in one of his more lucid moments.
Actually I first bought in to the idea that he scraped it on something on the way down...
I wouldn't grasp at straw like this if they weren't lying to us twenty times a day
"If God is all-powerful, can he make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?"
The Class Clown album was the beginning of the end of my Catholicism