Elephants are much likier to get cancer than your room. How wealthy you are doesn't matter. The elephant will die, and It will bring the room down on you.
Same, except for having played a bit with Apple 2s. I've had a windows partition on and off to run steam, but it never held any data. Nowadays it wouldn't serve any purpose of course.
I've been saying for a while that they really ought to be called something other than Christians. Maybe "crooks" is a bit too much on the nose, but some new name is definitely required.
Elephants are much likier to get cancer than your room. How wealthy you are doesn't matter. The elephant will die, and It will bring the room down on you.
It's science.