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TotallyNotSpez

@ AbsolutelyNotSpez @lemmy.world

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She / Her

  • NSFW

    Let your blood wash my sins

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  • It's the logo of the Detroit Red Wings ice hockey team. It's pretty weird that I know this, because I couldn't care less about sports.

  • End of the world

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  • Are you on crack?

  • Captain Holt doesn't let his dog play with Porthos.

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  • Nawwwww, our dog's name is Cheddar, too.

    Here she is, that lovely fluffy goofball:

  • star wars or star trek?

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  • Babylon 5, then Star Trek. I gave up on Star Wars by now. Recently tried to watch Andor S2 and eventually decided Star Wars wasn't worth my time anymore.

  • Me irl

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  • I loved working for a big corporation abroad once, along with a very petty team of gossipy Dutch people. They always kept to themselves, making fun of everyone who wasn't part of their crew.

    One day I just couldn't tolerate their bullshit anymore, turned around in the lunch area of the office, and asked them in perfect Dutch:

    You are aware that I speak multiple languages, right?

    I have never seen ten people's faces turn grey instantly before. :D

    Even funnier, they begged me for days to not report them to HR.

  • Cry cry

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  • I have always disliked make-up, I just can't stand the feel on my face. Feel free to embrace your natural beauty, ladies. <3

  • Me_irl

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  • Dealing with people is always a curse...

  • Oh.

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  • I'm in this picture, but to be honest: It's a peaceful life.

  • Irish TV to air Father Ted instead of Eurovision final in protest against Israel’s inclusion

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  • Drink up

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  • What are your favorite trek scenes?

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  • If I was I'd be too busy snorting cocaine from a hooker's arse.

  • What are your favorite trek scenes?

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  • Absolutely not.

  • What are your favorite trek scenes?

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  • Star Trek V, Kirk: "What does god need with a starship?"

  • What is a big internal debate within a fandom or hobby you are a part of that outsiders probably wouldn't care about?

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  • Star Trek (Voyager): Was it murder to split Tuvix back into Tuvok and Neelix?

    I've got a long and complex possible solution to offer regarding this ethical clusterfuck, and I'm willing to elaborate if someone's interested to hear it.

    Edit (possible solution): Voyager's database should include the Enterprise D's information regarding Riker's duplication incident. While Voyager's crew already found a way to separate Tuvix, they could've searched for a possibility to repeat that process and then split back the copy Tuvix a few milliseconds into the original Tuvok and Neelix before said copy became self-aware.

  • Dismissed

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  • I proudly support crossdressing Ensign Kim.

  • How has this not come up?

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  • Another instant upvote for Viagra Boys!

  • How has this not come up?

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  • Any mention of the word troglodytes gets an instant upvote from me. :)

  • Google AI Workers in UK Vote to Unionise Amid Deal With US Military

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  • I am so glad I left that fucking terrible company back in early 2018.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Frog and Toad are a bit late for May 4th

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  • I mean, yeah, it is a wee tad rude to borrow your captain's clothes without her permission when you could just replicate them.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Dismissed

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Fuuuuuuuuuck!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    You had one job!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Frog and Toad are enjoying the art of British afternoon tea

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    Last one, I promise.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Parry this you filthy casual

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    It's one of those days...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I'm going to hoard toilet paper and pasta again.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How do you do fellow children?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    His new name is Bob.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    That hurt!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Which Dragon Ball Z episode is this?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    What do you call an egg that knows martial arts? An egg-spert fighter!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Impossible!