Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
LOS ANGELES—Thanking everyone who had helped her make the world a more unequal and uneducated place, actress and comedian Roseanne Barr announced Monday that her illiteracy charity had snatched its 10...

This article is so long! Why does it have to be about Roseanne Barr? What comes to mind (after reading her Wikipedia Page) is that she is capable of making really out of touch jokes. Is there anything else?