Eternity

You're in the shower humming a whimsical tune that you just made up.

Nothing fancy, just an innocent little ditty.

When all of a sudden, in another realm, time stands still as the singular greatest decision gets made.

The afterlife has decided, it will from this point onward focus all off its worship and reverence to this singular moment.

You in the shower humming your tune. With not a speck of awareness, not a care in the world, let alone a care in an endlessly expanding eternity in infinite dimensions. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

What follows is an endles chorus of voices reacting to this mild spectacle:

"not bad"

"too much soap"

"please make it stop, it's annoying"

"just a little flat on that second half with the maj6 interval"

"I hereby want to renounce Jesus, please send me to hell instead"

"No can do, it doesn’t work like that, Jesus got patched out 2 versions ago”

“Did I just hear a fart?”

“Yes, also, a little flat”