Calm down Jean-Luc

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Wesley? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Starfleet Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cardassia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Federation, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over comms? Think again, petaQ. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies from Section 31 and your warp trail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the plasma storm, tribble. The plasma storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, toDSaH. I can transport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Mok'bara, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Earth Military Assault Command Operations and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the alpha quadrant, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "logical" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, petaQ.