Anon releases maternal pasta

>Be me>Be 20 in uni.>Going to study with friends in liberry.>Text friend asking where to meet him.>He says on 3rd floor.>Go to liberry.>Go to 3rd floor.>Dent see friend.>Look down bookcase rows.>See friend seated facing away from me towards the window at a desk in his trademark blue hoodie.>Approach my friend.>Gay-chicken-protocol engaged.>I intend to win the ongoing gay-chicken war here and now.>Sneak up behind friend.>Swing legs over back of chair one at a time.>Slide down behind friend so my crotch is touching his ass.>Cup his breasts.>Pull him tight.>Friend turns around.>Not friend.>Total stranger.> Never seen this kid before.>His face...>Ohgod.jpg>I move head closer to his ear.>Whisper, You arent John...>Proceed to stand up and powerwalk down the stairs>Out the liberry.>Off campus.>Walk 9 blocks & get chipotle.