Got $1M to burn? Apply for a spot in this Moon hotel

This is what happens when you have too many billionaires.

Everest has been turned into a run-of-the-mill tourist attraction. Space tourism is over now that any celebrity can blast off into orbit. Next up: a hotel on the Moon, now taking reservations for only about six years from now, if you're willing to make a small deposit.

For the low, low deposit cost of either $250,000 or $1 million, depending on the option selected, you can get in on the inflatable ground floor of GRU's definitely-going-to-happen inflatable Moon hotel, which it said it wants to have deployed by 2032.

Don't expect to foot the bill of a private five-day lunar expedition for you and up to three others for the meager deposit cost, though.

"Final pricing has not yet been determined will likely exceed $10 million," the company states on its reservation website. Yes, we know that sentence is missing either a coordinating conjunction or some critical punctuation. Cut GRU a break - it's too busy brainstorming Moon hotels to run its website copy through a grammar checker.