BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH (160 KM/H) Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH (160 KM/H) Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
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BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
PALMDALE, CA—With one hand on the wheel and the other turning up a radio blasting Black Flag’s “Rise Above,” the drunk 17-year-old currently driving a convertible at 100 miles per hour down a slippery...
“Nothing can stop me—I’m going to live forever!” slurred the fast-living, indestructible teen, swerving his father’s BMW [...]