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  • And a bit of a polemic

  • Big thanks, that was very handy. Much appreciated.

  • You mean “Potomac”?

    1. Goodbye
  • Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.

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    Me irl

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  • Fuck of Doh, that is a legit observation, and they prob do.

  • Fellow Mlem user checking in, it’s pretty rad

  • yummy

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  • You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses

  • Say the line maga, you know what it is:

    “IT IS A GODDAMNED PRIVILEGE TO HAVE DONATED MY HARD-EARNED AMERICA DOLLARS TO THE MOST AMERICA PRESIDENT THERE EVER WILL BE! HALLELUJAH AMEN!”

  • gotteem

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  • 😵

  • Her corpse:water ratio is 0.

  • The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.

  • 🔫👀🔫

  • That’s my default. Me, getting any notification: 🫨oh no now what

  • [SAVES FOUR MORE TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. YKNOW, IN CASE THE PREVIOUS THREE MISSED SOMETHING. CANT BE TOO SURE THESE DAYS.]

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  • lol that had crossed my mind

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  • You trying to tell me that if I fly the flag of New Hampshire and the actual fucking USS Raleigh appears out of nowhere that you aren’t gonna have at least some raised fucking eyebrows?

  • TIL matryoshkas have doctors inside them

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  • Same outcome, really.