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  • Sounds like homeslice was playing every angle to me… selling secrets to the Israeli government on the side, working for the oligarchs as his main gig, and boffing Maxi-max just for fun. Truly a multitasker of the lowest order.

    Fuck me… I sound mad as a hatter. Happy Sunday y’all. God bless America 🪨🇺🇸🦅

  • I mean that was two (humans) trading off until we both collapsed with arms limp like overcooked pasta. I’m pretty sure Ginger would have gone all day… she’s 13 now and mostly just stares judgmentally at me ;-)

  • Only 2 of them did it their whole lives… Ginger now considers it servitude, but would literally fetch milk rings or mice until both my girlfriend and I got worn out… two and a half hours IIRC. She was so fast, like 30-40 mice a minute.

  • Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?

  • I stand corrected.

  • China’s making them for us? 😉

  • Somehow, I am 100% sure that our version still costs 1000% of the price even though we completely copied it 😑

  • “…ree to play…” So already ad/lootcrate supported crapware.

    No real problem I can see with this 🤣

  • It’s Dapper’s long lost cousin 🤣

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • I see what you did there…

    Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*

    *100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

    Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • So just drinking with friends at home then?

    No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

  • I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?

    Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.

    FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.

  • Yeah… I’m never really prepared.

  • Yikes… I dread the long dark teatime of the soul 😅

  • Nothing really… I just have a bone to pick with data harvesting corporations in general. I especially don’t appreciate my leisure time being monitored/analyzed/etc. and that seems to be their whole purpose.

  • I love that the further north you get the finer they chop the rain… moved from California to Oregon for a few years and found out there was 5 new kinds of rain.

    Also… has anybody bothered to check the earths tilt angle lately? We must have slipped a few degrees. HTF is it nighttime at 5:59?