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  • I prefer to do a fistfight over text.

  • Hey baby I brought home some dinner-“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though.

  • Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

  • I’ve been thinking about making the switch. How difficult do you find it to play steam games on your setup?

  • Why

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  • Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.

  • Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.

  • Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.

  • “Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”The cheese is extra.“Ugh. Fine!”

  • Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!

  • I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.

  • You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.

  • Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.

  • Ability to make cheese at will.

  • I dated a Fulgrim once. Critically high risk, but also exceptionally dangerous reward.

  • Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.

  • If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.

  • That one Viking who wanted ice for his mojito landing in Iceland: “…HEY!”

  • You’re 15! When are you gonna move out and get a job already!?