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@ outer_spec @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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  • [Moldy Monday] Post-Grad Learning Rule

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  • as a femcel college student whos never owned a sex toy (my mom looks at my credit card account and I don’t want to embarrass her) here’s my thots on this.

    1. cis lesbians probably would use fleshlights more if they had something to stick in them. maybe they could rub their clit & labia in the hole, but it still seems kinda wasteful since they’re only using the top part. it would probably be a better idea to get a grinder that vibrates

    2. we like the gock 🚀💎🍆🤲😎

  • Scr(ule)atching balls

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  • i scratch my labia majora

  • rule

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  • how did I never notice this

  • The root of the matter

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  • what.

  • follow youre dreams…

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  • youre welcom

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  • no

  • Truscums = transphobes (rule)

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  • Translated Rule

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  • be me

    create a universe bc bored

    make up a guy to live in it, call it “adam”

    adam looks a bit lonely, decide to give it friends

    make up a whole bunch of different guys, call them “animals”

    adam doesn’t hang out with any of them??????

    wtf.jpg

    break off one of adam’s ribs

    make it into a new guy, call it “eve”

    they immediately start fucking each other

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    before i go i tell them not to eat the fruit that makes you smart

    the next day i see adam and eve with animal parts draped over them???

    ask them “what the fuck is that” they say “clothes”

    ???????

    they say they put the animal parts on themselves to not be naked

    how the fuck do they know what being naked is. they were supposed to be dumb as fuck when i made them

    obviously they ate the fruit that makes them smart

    tell them to gtfo

    What the fuck anons??? The guys I made literally did the opposite of what I told them to do

  • Ted Cruz slammed for ‘join me in Cancun’ joke as Texas braces for deep freeze

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  • :3 rule

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  • hey, it beats the pwion disease

  • Truscums = transphobes (rule)

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  • Hello, I would like to buy your entire shipment of pink hammers

  • Nobody did rule

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  • The great thing about this meme being dead is that whenever I see it again, I genuinely wasn’t expecting it

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  • Ah yes, enslaved Meme Man

  • rulego bulego

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  • wow, people love Rungus so much they named a whole ethnic group after him

  • You don't have to do this!!

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  • You’re right, Microsoft. I should get Firefox instead

  • Functioning rule

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  • Whenever my mom asks me how I feel I usually just say “existent”

  • rule

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  • gangle ass post

  • Impo(rule)tant

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  • waow!!!!!

  • if you delete this post, lemmy.blahaj.zone will be destroyed

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  • why don’t you go flagellate some bitches