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lasta

@ lasta @piefed.world

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  • And she knows you’re after her booty when you buy her a drink (rum…how original).

  • Target acquired

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  • We thought it would be free forever

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  • It was free when you used LimeWire to download LimeWire Pro

    Edit: thought this was about free vs. pro versions. Good memories from LimeWire days. There are still ways to download what you need though.

  • What are some good communities to follow for someone who is just getting into lemmy?

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  • What are his interests? I can make a few suggestions based on them. There is a search bar where he can filter for communities containing keywords he looks for. I also suggest browsing by All, subscribing to communities that interest him, and blocking the communities and users (sometimes it’s a handful of users sharing unwanted content around multiple communities) he doesn’t want to see.

  • Body hair

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  • I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔

  • This community atm

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  • Enough talk, let’s get to the guac guac.

  • Are the subtitles in your language (other than English) bad when watching a movie?

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  • One of the benefits of speaking a less popular language is that subtitles (downloaded separately since they’re rarely offered as a built-in option) are usually pretty accurate since they are submitted by a handful of native speakers instead of run through translation software. It’s not perfect all the time, but certainly understandable.

    Semi-related, I used to translate song lyrics on lyricstranslate.com and would add context in a footnote for parts where a literal translation would not work well. It was annoying when users would submit translations that were obviously run through Google Translate and without any nuance or explanation.

  • What’s a “life hack” that actually made your life worse?

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  • Once my avocados weren’t ripe enough for a recipe I wanted to make on the day I was having guests over. I searched for tips to ripen or soften them more quickly. One of these tips was to wrap them in foil and bake them in the oven (the tip specifically said it would help with the texture and not the taste). Well, it took way longer than the tip said it would for the avocados to soften and they tasted like hot shit. It would have been better to just save them for another day.

  • finally quenched my thirst

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  • Rest in piss 🪦🙏

  • Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it

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  • How it started vs. how it’s going

  • Dogs online

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  • The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

  • mega disappointment

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  • Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverse’s own species of pit viper.

  • Do you need an LinkedIn to get a job in 2026?

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  • It’s the beginning of the url to any real LinkedIn profile, which I guess is all the application form validates for. It wouldn’t allow me to submit the application when I tried to enter a written explanation that I don’t use LinkedIn.

  • Do you need an LinkedIn to get a job in 2026?

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  • For applications that have a required a LinkedIn url field, most of the time they will accept just “https://www.linkedin.com/%E2%80%9C as a valid url. I have never had a LinkedIn profile and have been called for an interview after doing that. Maybe it’s a standard template for some job application forms and/or the employer doesn’t care about it too much.

  • What's stopping you from dressing like this???

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  • I would absolutely rock the Lego jacket by itself (and do own a color-block jacket) and the lipstick, but not in that specific outfit combination.

    Edit: if anyone is looking for a blue lipstick, this is the one I would get (although it’s darker than the one in the pic).

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  • There is decaffeinated coffee if you’re looking to reduce your caffeine intake but still miss the process of making and drinking it.

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  • One black coffee in the morning on most days. Coffee doesn’t seem to affect me but it’s a nice part of my morning routine. If I’m invited to a cafe or offered coffee at someone’s house I might have a second if it’s not too late in the day. Throughout the day, I might drink herbal and fruit teas that don’t contain caffeine (or minimal amounts of it).

  • IBM 1979 variant

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  • Some of your computers are horny by proxy. Contact horn.

  • How to "do Chewbacca?

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  • Asking politely will go a long way in helping you get some Wookiee nookie.