Off the top of my head, a fav dark one might be their serious quoting the Bible to me about how any child that isn't respectful or submissive should be killed.
Some fucked interpretation of Deuteronomy about stoning a child in public or something.
Ubi execs probably: "See! SEE! Look at Oblivion. They don't even care about fixing the bugs. Quick! Leak that we're redoing Black Flag and we'll rush it!"
Also constant pop music in the background. I tried the demo back at launch. It's okay. I get tired of zombie shit though. It's like Last of Us meets wannabe Metal Gear Rising with Dark Souls sprinkled in cause of fucking course everything has to be nowadays, all with extremely skin tight booba and outta.
There are comics nowadays too, and that series was so good.