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  • JFC,I thought I had porn brain rot at one point, but this person is consumed by horny.

  • The Venture Brothers played on this.

    Mr. Impossible kept him alive in a vacuum to prevent Cody the human torch from bursting into flames.... until he became evil and trapped him in an oxygen rich chamber to power his skyscraper.

  • Either you have never played the games or never paid attention to anything but the gunplay.

    90% of Fallout is social commentary, and it's not even subtle about it.

  • Wanna buy an AK? It's only been shot once.

  • Long live buff.

  • Rule

    Jump
  • Wake me up when the Rosalina one is shown.

  • Assuming the Russian army had any operational efficiency to begin with.

  • I'm fully ready to be disappointed and see it become an MMORPG.

  • Apparently, my type are women with short hair and equally short fuse.

  • When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

    Federal Express

    The US Military

  • Naming schemes that aren't clear are absolute garbage.

    What if you're new to it, and there are 6 different recent versions of something all named with a description instead of version number? Is Jumbo newer than Mega?

    Fuck it, I'm ranting about this because it still upsets me.

    I wanted to buy a 3DS to play Shovel Knight and Binding of Issac. Reading up on them, BoI would only play on a New 3DS XL. Cool.

    Went to the store and bought a new 3DS XL only to find out I got the wrong one. What I wanted was a NEW 3DS XL, and what I got was a 3DS XL that was new. There is a difference, and it took me 4 days to notice, and I was working out of town for the next month. So I can't return it. FUN!

    So screw naming new versions of things with names instead of numbers. But somehow, Microsoft screwed that one up.

    KISS: Keep it simple, stupid.

  • Normies.

  • I'll do it for $25 million. Hire me instead.

  • Buzzwords are all that matters.

    Also, too much of a credible point.

  • I don't trust anybody. Hell, I don't even trust myself. 🧛🏻‍♂️

  • But I want FortNite V-Buck's! I only have the default skins and people are making fun of me at school!

  • I'm gonna wait and keep checking in at book stores. When this book is the bargain bins clearance pile for a dollar, I'll buy it.

    Only because I need to know if it's written better or worse than 50 shades, and I could use the paper when I pack extra plates.