What about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it's extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?
With them saying the bombing was a result of a breakdown in negotiations, it's hard not to see the rest of the article as complete propaganda. This was not a breakdown in negotiations.
I believe we're in the process of fixing it. The morons, as anti-environmental as they may be, are going to get most of humanity wiped from the earth which will eventually lead to a rebirth of nature.
If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?