He is also anti-vax, and allergic to Wifi and Bluetooth… except when he is in our house filled with Wifi and Bluetooth (but we have never told him, he could die!)
A relative of my husband always requests we turn off the router, because she's allergic to 5g. She starts feeling nauseous and itchy when it's turned on. We used to sigh and just do it.
However, I've found out she's not actually allergic to 5g or wifi, it turns out she's actually developed a reaction to the power light. Ever since I put a tiny bit of tape of the little green power light, she stopped complaining about the wifi entirely! My husband won't let me tell her about this amazing medical breakthrough though, I wonder why.
Porcupines are called "quill pigs" in Dutch. I heard "Those aren't pigs!" more than once when I worked at the zoo.
They're not wrong.