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@ RecursiveParadox @lemmy.world

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A tool using primate, probably friendly. Likes cookies.

  • Your Microwave

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  • Ian M. Banks' Culture Series?

  • Immersion destroyed in 0.2 seconds

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  • Actually those things really are ubiquitous in NYC and environs.

  • Best meal ever

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  • F for respects (seriously, hope i never feel your pain, have known some with it too)

  • I wonder

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  • And have in fact stolen my broodje haring straight out of my fucking hands as I raised it to my mouth to take the first bite. Fucker hit me from behind and curved in at the last second. Zandvoort Summer 2010. Never forget, never forgive!

  • I wonder

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  • The entire population of Greater Haarlem would like a word about this.

  • Truth is way more fucked up than fiction

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  • Dirty talk

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  • Excellent comment.

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  • Are you my wife?

  • Excessive social media

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  • Found the Dutchie!

  • Come the fuck on.... please?

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  • Probably could not get a person to the moon and back, alive. Agree.

  • Come the fuck on.... please?

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  • Ok then we have different definitions of "orbit" and "leaving."

  • Come the fuck on.... please?

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  • Agree with your sentiment internet friend, but might want to drop that last sentence. We, uh, did go to the moon, right? Right?

  • Betrayal

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  • The real MPV. I rage quit long ago, thanks for the update!

  • Admire the passion

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  • I had Ethiopian instead, but now I feel like I have permission to eat a whole pot of it on my own!

  • Admire the passion

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  • I have a jar of sodium citrate in my pantry and have only pulled it out once since I bought it. I need to be more proactive about my pantry!

  • Admire the passion

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  • A cheap blonde beer is a very good idea, thanks! We have premade mixes (and premade in a bag) here in NL, but I'll be by myself tonight,. I will eat the entire pot of fondue myself. Which I think we all agree, is a bad idea.

  • Admire the passion

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  • And now I want fondue but the fondue restaurant here is usually booked months in advance.

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  • They are not, objectively good, but they are very useful as an emulsifier for cheese sauces. One kraft slice can emulsify a liter or more.

    That said, there is something nostalgic about a grilled cheese using cheap American white bread and Kraft slices.

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  • Eh easy yes, fast not at all. I only make it for my one other X'er friend who hates, hates, hates may exactly because of Hellmann's. It traumatized him as a child.

    Kenji's mayo recipe I make literally every week. Easy and fast. Said friend will not even look at it.