"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
What the air defense doing?
Da ebil Mamdani orders all police survivors of the harrowing Ice Sphere wars too be executed in accordance with Shakira Law (their hips were found to have lied)
Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.
And they shan't know not no fear
Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?
So... what horrors do you think they're announcing today?
The United States finally has a casus belli towards Canada
The curse of being right
Trans Jovian
Damn... guess we gotta feed him to a Great White Shark.
You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like
OMG!!! Genetically Modified Snow!!! What will the cabal thinks if next?!?!?!?!?
Paradox must be made to pay for the damage caused by HoI4
Least evil and racist "Christian nationalist"
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
Doing ads for an $80,000 US version of an even shitier land rover. Somehow even more pathetic than Biden's ev hummer or Trump's tesla commercial.
If this list of candidates turns out to be real, might as well pack it up and just hand the election to republicans
It's too late Republicans; Antifa supersoldiers have already begun moving cities while everyone wasn't looking.
What if Mr. Burns was an evil witch seeking to sell Venezuela into slavery for $10.53
Just scored some free tickets for the Aniara. Anyone else wants to come on a relaxing 3 week trip to Mars?
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ