Wowsers you still think I'm using an LLM and that I'm not just a complete moron with a boring desk job? Maybe you should go buy yourself some [insert adjective] ice cream.
My neighbor's wife's dog's previous owner's dental assistant's husband somehow did the jump between timelines and told us about the timeline where Harambe didn't get murdered.
It's not at all what you'd expect, in the other timeline some Elvis impersonator from Vegas became president in the 2016 and his first order of business was to order ICE to detain all Beatles fans and deport them to England. The cost of the operation bankrupted the nation and for some reason everyone blamed Harambe. A crowd of 2500 people marched to the zoo and lynched Harambe. Doing so resulted in an economic boom but also released some sort of respiratory virus that spread worldwide and caused millions of deaths. A few years later that guy from the apprentice became president and the timelines converged into the same situation we have now.
In the end nothing changed except all the Beatles fans are in England now and they prevented Brexit so I guess that's pretty cool.
Dear monsieur Seth Rogen, please make my movie about the man who changes the label on his wife's rock tumbler to say "cock tumbler" which inadvertantly turns it into some kind of magic lamp type device like in Aladdin. The dick genie inside can grant you 3 wishes but they all have to be cock related. The genie smokes a dick shaped bong and laughs heheheheheheheheheheheh.
For 6 years going outside made me money so this meme just doesn't work for me. I was an autistic prostitute and every John's dong was a fidget spinner. I couldn't get enough of my job and the best part was all the outside time.
If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America's favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.
It's my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma's Nantucket bird dick casserole.
This is the receptionist at my doctor's offices husband's truck. He's always trying to get me to play some videogame he developed called "monkey crunchers from dog cock Island". I told him I'm not interested but he keeps following me around assuring me that the title has nothing to do with the game itself and that it's actually a soccer game like FIFA but with crabs vs lobsters. I asked him why he chose that name for a crustacean soccer game and he became irate and threatened to reverse my vasectomy.
My favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor's great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald's parking lot and then SURPRISE!
Cigarette smoke stained white