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  • Most lemmings after seeing this:

  • me_irl

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  • Narcissexual

  • 🅱️itcoin 😂👌🔥💯

  • Haiku

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  • With a dog barking and a baby crying.

  • me_irl

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  • Most MAGA dudes in a nutshell.

  • Gold

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  • We should take all of the world's billionaires, load them into Bezos' dick rocket and send them in the general direction of this asteroid.

  • Me_irl

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  • Meow_irl

  • I saw Kanye West at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  • "This shit ain't nothing to me, man."

  • The voice chat was harmonious.

  • Linux isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Utah first state to hold websites liable for users who mask their location with VPNs — law goes into effect, designed to prevent bypassing age checks

    www.tomshardware.com /software/vpn/utah-becomes-first-us-state-to-target-vpn-use-with-age-verification-law
  • News @lemmy.world

    Congress ends record shutdown at the Department of Homeland Security

    www.npr.org /2026/04/30/nx-s1-5806054/congress-dhs-shutdown
  • News @lemmy.world

    Fed holds interest rates steady for third straight meeting, as Powell vows to remain as governor

    www.cbsnews.com /news/federal-reserve-fomc-meeting-today-rate-decision-jerome-powell-kevin-warsh/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Exclusive: Justice Department indicts former FBI Director James Comey for a second time

    www.cnn.com /2026/04/28/politics/justice-department-indicts-ex-fbi-director-james-comey-again
  • News @lemmy.world

    GOP Senator Calls for Nuking Filibuster to Fund DHS After Attempted Trump Killing

    www.mediaite.com /politics/gop-senator-calls-for-nuking-filibuster-to-fund-dhs-after-attempted-trump-killing-moment-of-national-danger/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Proton CEO warns global age verification push will mean "the death of anonymity online"

    www.techradar.com /vpn/vpn-privacy-security/proton-ceo-warns-global-age-verification-push-will-mean-the-death-of-anonymity-online
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The tide is beginning to turn I can feel it