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@ Lennnny @lemmy.world

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I'm just here for the free vacation.

  • My dearest Lemmy, what is the appliance you have the most beef with?

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  • The ice compartment of our fridge. It's always a fucking compressed block that needs manually smashing up. I fucking hate it so much.

  • I avoid approaching women in public because I believe it's inappropriate. My parents say that it's a necessary skill. Who is right?

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  • Woman here: I'm not annoyed if a person I don't know talks to me, as long as a) they don't interrupt something I'm doing to have conversation and b) they read my body language and fuck off again the moment it's clear I'm not interested. But asking me questions when I have my headphones in to talk about inane shit while I roll my eyes? Nah.

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  • Fuck. I just had a really promising interview, but it was three days in office, three days remote (5 days a week, so the days gradually rotate). I've worked remote for 15 years, not including three months in a terrible office job that I promptly quit.

    I'm making a mistake considering this, aren't I?

  • Hundreds of scholars say U.S. is swiftly heading toward authoritarianism

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  • Highly recommend hiking, or at least going for a scenic drive. I have been heading over to local trails a few times a week and it's amazing how much my brain has rewired from it. Like, I know the shit is bad, that hasn't changed, but seeing nature in force reinstalls this feeling of control. Nature always wins, these people will all be worm food one day.

  • German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol

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  • In addition, don't say anything that suggests you will work, even if unpaid. Don't mention volunteering, helping a friend, doing remote work, etc. The rules are quite specific about what visas allow and do not allow, and many border people are just there to catch a paycheck - they will absolutely err on the side of denial. It is not a fair game, and you will not be given a fair chance to explain yourself.

  • Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report

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  • Whether he stays or goes, he'll still be a cunt.

  • Legalized bribery

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  • Turns out that when you do make that vote, the fucking Cheeto looking stupid fucker who takes bribes still wins. And I voted as hard as I could!

  • American doctor receives email from immigration officials telling her to leave the country immediately

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  • I lived in a travelers hostel with a lot of international people moving about on various visas. I think white people and majorities are more smug and comfortable than they should be right now. There was plenty of fuckery then, and we didn't even have the Jaffa cake monster in charge.

    Don't assume they ain't coming for you. If you're not on their side, you're somewhere on the list.

  • ‘We Are All Afraid’: Republican Senator Admits Colleagues Are Terrified of Being Punished for Criticizing Trump

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  • Politicians: Take the job and the paycheck to represent the people, bow out when it's time to do that.

    I might get called extremist for this, but senators and representatives should be willing to kill their career and reputation in politics to fight for their constituents. Otherwise, are we just paying them to have a good time??!

  • ‘Silicon Six’ accused of avoiding almost $278bn in US corporation taxes over 10 years

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  • I would have to work for 514 million years to earn what one of the silicone six avoided paying in taxes.

    Eat them.

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    I am North Korean who lives in NK AMA

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  • 도대체 방금 나한테 뭐라고 씨부린 거냐, 이 작은 개자식아? 나는 네가 알다시피 네이비 씰에서 수석으로 졸업했고, 알카에다를 상대로 한 수많은 비밀 작전에 참여했으며, 300명 이상의 확정 킬 수를 자랑한다. 나는 게릴라 전투에 훈련된 전문가이며, 미군 전체에서 최고의 저격수다. 너 같은 건 내게 그냥 또 하나의 표적일 뿐이다. 나는 너를 이 지구상에서 본 적 없는 정밀도로 쓸어버릴 거야. 내 말 명심해, 이 개새끼야. 네가 감히 인터넷에서 그런 쓰레기 같은 말을 내게 할 수 있다고 생각했냐? 다시 생각해, 씹새야. 지금 이 순간에도 나는 미국 전역에 퍼져 있는 내 비밀 정보망과 연락 중이고, 네 IP는 이미 추적되고 있으니 폭풍에 대비하는 게 좋을 거다, 벌레 자식아. 그 폭풍은 네가 네 인생이라 부르는 초라한 존재를 쓸어버릴 것이다. 넌 끝났어, 애송이야. 난 언제 어디서든 나타날 수 있고, 맨손으로만 700가지 이상의 방법으로 널 죽일 수 있다. 나는 맨몸 전투에 철저히 훈련받았을 뿐 아니라, 미 해병대 무기고 전체에 접근할 수 있고, 그 무기를 전부 사용해서 너 같은 찌질이를 이 대륙에서 지워버릴 수 있어, 이 좆만한 새끼야. 네가 얼마나 신성모독 같은 응징을 네 "기발한" 댓글 하나로 자초했는지 알았더라면 입 닥치고 있었을 거다. 하지만 넌 못 참았고, 안 했고, 이제 그 대가를 치르는 거다, 이 빌어먹을 멍청아. 나는 분노의 똥을 너한테 쏟아붓고, 넌 거기 빠져 죽게 될 거다. 넌 진짜 끝장이야, 꼬맹이.

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    I am North Korean who lives in NK AMA

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  • What's your favorite lie you've told to a bunch of strangers on Lemmy?

  • What's your stress response?

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  • Picking. I'm pretty compulsive about it. Can really fuck things up if I'm nervous about an upcoming social event, as I end up with a puckered face, making it worse. Idk why I do this, a lot of times I'm not really even conscious I'm doing it until after the fact.

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    What’s your ultimate unpopular opinion?

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  • Lemmy users project their toxicity towards Reddit. This place can be quite hostile if you don't echo the 'correct' ideals.

  • Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling forever

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  • Them's some good memes huh

  • What subreddit are you trying to replace on Lemmy that needs pumping up?

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  • I need someone to start posting a lot of celebrity snark. Like, low quality mean snark about rich cunts. I in no way will contribute, other than the odd carefully rationed upvote, but I will consume guiltlessly.

    Hurry, now.

  • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • I hope things are better for you now x

  • As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?

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  • I wanna be mad at these comments but they're so true. I'm white and female, so maybe I'll be fine. But it's so fucking sad that this is the case. I'm not just worried for me, but for all the people who made this place home. A lot of minorities in that group.

  • Adobe Creative Curse

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  • Omg thank you!

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    What's the hype with Stanley cups?

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    Melon being Melon

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    Is this a perfect Friday? Feels like it

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    Melon is so hench

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's your favorite thing to dream about?

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    This is how Melon says "WANT". This time it was my cheese plate.