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Mathematics student who upon completion of his degree was ripped from the university's caring bosom and cast into the ghastly cold world of employment

  • Professing religious beliefs can sometimes be useful to gain social standing and do praxis more effectively

  • Statistically, the sexual variance of cis people is greater than that of trans people because some trans people are closer the centre of the spectrum while transitioning which makes their distribution less bimodal. Therefore, the sexual deviation, which is the square root of the variance, is greater in cis people than in trans people, and the more trans people there are, the less sexually deviant society becomes

  • Place a written copy of the Phenomenology of Spirit next to your device. Now, every time you are about to open Reddit, force yourself to read a paragraph in the book beforehand. Not only will this cure your Reddit addiction, it will also bring your sleep schedule back on track

  • mf literally wrote the book on dry crevices

  • It's neat that they tried to be historically accurate, sadly the budget ran out halfway and they couldn't draw the balalaika mariachi band infiltrating minutes before the agent to set a proper scene for his arrival

  • There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people's buttplugs

  • It's a plush toy that can be turned inside out, which Greta Thunberg famously had in the background of a picture of herself and her friends in support of Palestine. According to liberals on Twitter, it vaguely resembled an octopus from some antisemitic caricature; which (1) was only true in the way that the Big Dipper resembles an actual dipper and (2) if you make this kind of association unprompted it says more about you than about Ms Thunberg or Palestine

  • Sorry but you can't just call this place a "museum". It's like if Berlin had a "Himmler museum" featuring a bronze statue of him with a skull collection and a Nazi flag display. Perhaps people will stop learning nothing in this building now

  • If you listen really closely while reading this, you can hear the beginningless wheel of suffering steadily grinding this guy's brain to pulp

  • I love it when the people calling us insane and cowardly for not wanting ethnic cleansing in Gaza suddenly come forward with their phobia of Free Parking signs, jellyfish plushies, watermelons, and triangles

  • I wonder how much longer he is going to last. He could be Argentina's Liz Truss if only he had a queen to kill in the meantime

  • You can apparently "support Ukraine" by visiting privatization.gov.ua to profiteer off its population's misery

  • 90 seconds until midnight is the "time" currently indicated by the Doomsday Clock which attempts to show how far away we are from a potential nuclear war. The comment means that these people are willing to risk nuclear annihilation for trivial reasons

  • When your train is 5 minutes late but it's already 90 seconds until midnight

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    WHAT THE FUCK?

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  • The end of Western "civilisation" is not gang violence in New York. It is high speed rail in Vientiane

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    END ME...

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  • It's like jumping turnstiles vs abducting an airplane

  • Such a dream would probably be a nightmare. Humanity already pushed its luck once after the destruction of the USSR when its nuclear weapons fell into the hands of unhinged right-wing lunatics and clowns with no sense of self-preservation, the same sort of misfortune wheel will spin again when the time comes for the US, only much worse because their media does its best to drive everyone towards aggression, xenophobia, loss of patience and attention span, propensity to factual and logical errors, and binary thinking.

    The best outcome for us would be for the US to remain under a corrupt federal civilian government overseeing states with massively weakened economic and political power, that could be coerced into demilitarisation by international pressure and absorbed into China's sphere of influence at once

  • an army put on the retreat will likely stay on the retreat

    I think that's Newton's first law of demotion

  • Ain't no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press