OK besides everything said that has been said, I would try to ways:
The "nicer" way and ask her if you break a leg do you try to walk without crutches because you just need to walk it off? Because that is what you trying to tell me... Not giving my brain the crutches it needs to walk in this world...
And work from there to the point of couvelingy cuz your wife isn't supportive to your Problems / health.
My second approach would be more pissed of and look at the walls and ask here why i still dont see any PhDs on the wall, since it seems that she has a medical degree I never knew about.
I take the bait here too and let you keep the playing the innocent "I have no fucking idea what I did wrong" card...
Where exactly is such a picture "trending"?
Maybe you should consider stop being on weird websites and I mean the "creepy disgusting weird" and not the "I am an 13 year old edgelord weird" and ask yourself:
Who is posting pictures of seemingly half naked children inside a car and being okay with that?
Who is asking for beauty standards of minors and using filter to "cute them up"?
I am sorry bro but this is - and I really take the bait here and think that you don't know it - entry level Pedo behaviour, which you should think about.
I mean imagine you have a daughter who isn't even 10!!
would you think it is okay that random stranger share her picture, and talk about her beauty standards?
I dont care what your gender is, I care what is in your pants and I really care to see how big this gun is :D