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  • Traitorous people want to make you believe for some reason that YOU CAN do things WITHOUT your LOCAL CORPORATION knowing. TO USE such DANGEROUS things as IMAGINATION is ANTI AMERICAN, and is the attempt of ILLEGAL ALIENS to weaken the AMERICAN ECONOMY which is doing great, best it has ever been, yesterday a big economy, strong economy; beautiful economy, came down to me, tears down its eyes, thanking me, saying mister President, thank you so much for making me beautiful again, and I said of course I did, after SLOW POWEL got out, I was able to lower interest rates, devalue the dollar and FORCE AMERICAN FACTORIES back so that great products like most AMERICAN products can really SUCEED and BRING the AMERICAN DREAM BACK contrary to CHINA which is faltering, have you seen how mismanaged their real estate sector is, I could’ve done much better, cause I am a GENIUS and clearly I am amazing, did you see how I ACED MULTIPLE COGNITIVE TESTS, they asked me list these animals, and I said, it’s obvious, woman man person camera TV and the doctor, she speaking of XI, he’s an amazing leader who is making China great and TOLD ME that I PREVENTED AMERICAN DECLINE AND AM NOW ON ROUTE TO A GOLDEN AGE like my BALLROOM which is GOLDEN and TACTICAL, and SAFE just like our stock market IT IS RISING AND BETTER THAN EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP

    Gotta be honest, sleep deprivation really helps with these

  • LOCAL DIMMING IS A RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA TOOL. Only a Dumbocrat would believe such propaganda, the REDUCTION of FOSSIL fuel consumption is NOT PATRIOTIC forcing the FEDERAL government to increase subsidies into FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY that will go BANKRUPT due to the TREASONOUS DEFECTIVE LOCAL DIMMING panels. ONLY SOMEONE SMART like ME, a GENIUS just like EINSTEIN, who has done SEVERAL COGNITIVE ASSESSMENTS where the DOCTORS were VERY IMPRESSED could POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND the consequences of letting LOCAL FACTORIES adopt SUCH CRAP technology. SPEAKING OF UNDERSTANDING I understand that IM NOT ALLOWED TO BANG MY DEAR DAUGHTER IVANKA because I AM her FATHER but if I WASNT, I totally WOULD DO HER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS INCREDIBLY TREMENDOUS COMMUNICATION THAT BLEW your MIND.

    Note: I forgot about local dimming, lol

  • Gosh darn it, forgot that one

  • Unless it’s an oled, WRONG, there hasn’t ever been SOMEONE as WRONG in the HISTORY OF HUMANITY, you DUMB person, you know what they say, big man, strong man, came up to me, tears down his eyes asking, why is my power so expensive, and I told him, it’s that JERK over THERE who is hogging all the power, and so I ENACTED an executive order to officially start a WAR, military OPERATION in Pakistan to find Obama Bin Laden HUSSEIN and find out why THIS JERK is spending ALL THE ENERGY on his TERRIBLE setup THAT ISN’T EVEN GOLD, like my ballroom, beautiful ballroom, big ballroom, came down tears down its eyes thanking me for making it pretty, and GOLD and SAFE and FIT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME

    Edit: I have too much fun writing these

  • What I’ve done by linkin park, because of the “directed by micheal bay” meme

  • “Men only want one thing…”

  • I’d say that it depends on how healthy the economy is beyond the bubble

  • I got a feeling that something akin to the Great Depression is coming soon, and that there will be a repeat of the late 20s early 30s… could a new Roosevelt even appear again today?

  • Man, I sure as hell hope that he is exactly as much of a chad as he seems to be. I’d be devastated if after he kicks the bucket that some stupid allegations come out.

    Just let us have this one, please

  • In a normal reality, that’s what conservatism should be, a counterweight to the excesses of experimentation/reform/revolution. In our reality, slow clock, once in 10 years

  • The thing is, for the past 50 years, it seems everyone has become afraid of touching it. There have been so many ammendments, the constitution is made to be changed, get on with it

  • I am pleased to ANNOUNCE that EVERY school will now have for its PROTECTION a TOP SECRET MILITARY GRADE BALLROOM to protect our kids from the RADICAL LEFT and ISLAMIC TERRORISTS

  • That’s not always great though, specifically in the case of islands (thinking of Portugal, with Madeira and Azores) where the constant communication is what allows the islands to thrive as part of the nation

  • Ngl this kinda feels like ai slop

  • Cell carriers! Say that mastodon is essentially how you can text someone from a different carrier , but for Twitter

  • This looks hella cool. Finally a Force Touch touchpad, Mac trackpads have always been waaaay ahead, and the battery life looks sick

  • I stand with the british mandate of Palestine 🇬🇧

  • I believe that the human race is stupid, egotistical, irrational and self centred. Yet it is still able to create beauty, still able to show sacrifice, kindness.

    I believe the world will only truly be lost when I (from my personal POV) stop believing in it. Until then, my corner of the world will be kept as clean as possible. To quote Charlie Chaplin “as long as dictators die, humanity will be free”

  • He didn’t buy enough iPhones for his mother…

  • Software Gore @lemmy.world

    I love KDE, but sometimes, just sometimes... I question my decisions

  • memes @lemmy.world

    What could go wrong

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants

    futo.org
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Worst photo editing ever

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Worst photo editing ever

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Worst photo editing ever

  • Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. @lemmy.ml

    Best way to search files on remote server?

  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    Homeserver randomly crashing during the night

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Anyone knows where to get the new Chat Control proposal?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why are a lot of statues vandalised with traffic cones in Scotland?

  • Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. @lemmy.ml

    Looking for a NAS with good iOS photo sync

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Best CS universities for masters in Europe?

  • Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. @lemmy.ml

    Postgres disaster recovery?