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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • Not one person is talking about seven of nine's bodysuit. Is needs to be remedied immediately.

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  • I would have volunteered to help her.

  • Not one person is talking about seven of nine's bodysuit. Is needs to be remedied immediately.

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  • TIL guide dogs for the blind are called seeing eye dogs because they originally came from an organization called The Seeing Eye.

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  • As an official representative from Lord Sauron, I would like to point out that his intellectual property has been violated here.

  • "Oh, please! Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem." - Lucille Janeway

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  • The goddamn bodysuit.

  • One wish

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  • It's pretty damn funny. And now, you go to jail.

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  • I think Wesley is onto something.

  • Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend!

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  • nice try comrade!

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  • I don't even know where to start with this one

  • Reacharound >= common Courtesy

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  • Reacharound >= common Courtesy

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  • You make me want to be a better human being. But I don't think that's going to happen.

  • TIL blocking users on Lemmy is nothing but a placebo

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  • I never heard of redit. Is that like ribbit? Or some new fangled app or something?

  • Going to be a fabulous launch with 1000 new AI generated Lemmy communities. can't wait. i'm so excited!

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  • We have successfully opted in all of Lemmy and all of the Fediverse, Now accepting investors on seed funding round two!!

  • If you're going to troll, at least like the goddamn post.

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  • Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.

  • If you're going to troll, at least like the goddamn post.

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  • New rule

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  • BOGLEX MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • New ‘historically accurate’ digital replica will allow films to be set within Auschwitz

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  • This is me, taking the high road, and not making a political meme out of this.

  • TIL you can extract energy from space time itself & working on that same principle, make black hole bombs

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  • Some people can get energy from their hole directly.

  • Going to be a fabulous launch with 1000 new AI generated Lemmy communities. can't wait. i'm so excited!

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  • Thank you for opting in. have you considered premium? most of our subscribers like premium, and it's only $7.99 per 1000 generated images. And you get 1000 per day. That's 1000 images for 1000 new communities, you only have to view one million images per day. that's why most of our subscribers like premium. you need premium motherfucker, get premium now. All of our subscribers are required to view each and every image, thank you for your cooperation.

  • Not enough real estate

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  • Fucking best of Craigslist.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    It always seems like its time to move to linux

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Even if it sounds smart, it might be dumb.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Exact location of Lord Sauron discovered

    petapixel.com /2025/04/07/ravenous-supermassive-black-hole-is-captured-belching-out-food-into-the-universe/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Gimli Giblets

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    eggs.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    just trying to help

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    art rule

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Stealth

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    No way he is as dangerous as a bean

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Got confused because the neighbor had his trash cans out but its not trash day

  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Repurposed Headlines -For when you have something better

    lemm.ee /c/Repurposed_Headlines
  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    Bitcoin will go to 0, crashing the sovereign wealth fund

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Taking them to Canada.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    GE Coffee maker from 1987 still going strong

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    I finished a tube of chapstick before losing it.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Ate the last two bagels before they went bad.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    I lifted up a big box and brought it into the house.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Models predict climate change will lead to increase in invasive spongy moth outbreaks

    phys.org /news/2025-01-climate-invasive-spongy-moth-outbreaks.html
  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    used the little brush thing to clean my electric razor

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    not on weekdays though.