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Cosmonaut_Collin

@ Cosmonaut_Collin @lemmy.world

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  • Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'

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  • It must suck working at the onion. Real life keeps using all of your good satire ideas.

  • Venezuelan president Maduro captured and flown out of country following ‘large scale’ US attack, Trump says – live

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  • Also, Russia is bruised pretty good from the Ukraine war. I doubt they could fight two fronts.

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    National park? More like...national....dark?

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  • There will be with the nuclear winter.

  • job market keeps getting worse

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  • Turn your flesh into an AI and you'll get hired immediately.

  • Venn diagram of cops and bastards

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  • Cops are bottom right Bastards? Who's Top Left?

  • Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate

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  • I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.

  • When you need multiple referrals from ignorant doctors to get hrt

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  • The ogre's and persuer knight are transphobic.

  • Meta wins monopoly trial, convinces judge that social networking is dead

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  • The guillotines require a subscription to guillotine+ to be operated. You will of course be forced to watch a quick 1 minute ad before the blade drops and there will be a fee to cancel your guillotine+ subscription. Once your payment is processed and you sign your soul over to the guillotine company through the terms and conditions, then the guillotines will come out.

  • The COO at Facepunch Studios (developers of Rust) commented on Rust Linux support, and it might never be supported again in the foreseeable future

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  • Man, being a Linux user, I need to be careful about my relationship with my wife. According to this guy all Linux users are cheaters.

  • What distro should I use to revive this cutie over here?

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  • Justin Bieber OS. Biebian > Debian

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  • He should have asked if she wants to stay in sometime.

  • This dude is so mentally gone

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  • And Trump will illegally send the Marines to save your "ravaged" cities and fix your "rigged" elections.

  • JD, you dog.

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  • Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when's he's sweaty.

  • Linux Virus

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  • Yeah, but it makes me feel smart when I get it working even though I'm running off the back of 100s of other users that are actually smart and listed out the steps online.

  • No thank you for your service

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  • Don't forget Monster Hunter

  • How the fuck do you even respond to this opening

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  • White bears are POLAR opposites.

  • Your brain is looking out for you, whether you want it or not.

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  • We always see our brain as just a part of us, but we need to remember that we ARE our brain piloting a meat mech.

  • Trump announces 130% tariffs on China. The global trade war just came roaring back

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  • Just assume infinity as everything he does works towards ruining the economy.

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  • So this is why we're blowing up Venezuelan boats.