Yeah I think most people don't know or comprehend that there have already been like 5 mass extinctions in our planets lifespan. It's going to take something like getting hit by 4 gamma ray bursts at the same time to completely wipe life off of planet earth.
That one person that downvoted this, I hope you stub your toe. I hope the next time you get excited about something, it falls through. I hope you get thirsty and all you can drink is Dasani.
Not so fast, eager beaver, you're missing the part where you're blind, your mother gets murdered, and you wear a mask made out of your dead mother's face.
The roast would be scorching though:
"Just drop out now bro, you can't afford college."