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Chickenstalker

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  • Iran-backed terrorists abandon positions along Iraq-Syria border, avoid phone calls after US vows revenge for Jordan

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  • I mean, yeah? SOP for guerrillas everywhere: shoot and scoot. Duh.

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  • > probably have to fix in 5 years

    That's a feature, not a bug (for contractors).

  • Extreme metal guitar skills linked to intrasexual competition, but not mating success

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  • When was the study done? If they did it during the hair metal heydays of the 1980s, the results would be different.

  • It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

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  • > yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

    Utter muppets

  • Moment vibrating phones alerted UN to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

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  • To be fair, ambassadors are often the last person to be told about going to war by their own leaders.

  • Apple was just forced to crack open its App Store — but the changes are already being called 'hot garbage'

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  • No worries. It's wedding night and Apple is just shy.

  • Scientists Just Discovered a New Type of Magnetism

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  • Sexual?

  • How do I stop a crush from developing further?

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  • Imagine her picking her nose and eating the booger. Next, imagine her taking a huge stinky steaming dump. Disclaimer: only works if you're not German.

  • What happened at the nation's first nitrogen gas execution: An AP eyewitness account

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  • Just use a guillotine. Almost zero chance of fuck up. Dead within seconds.

  • British Government Seeks German Cooperation in Cruise Missile Transfer to Ukraine

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  • Storm Shadow is what a chuuni 13 year old will name a missile.

  • IRS will start simplifying its notices to taxpayers as agency continues modernization push

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  • Dear Taxpayer,

    You pay $xxx.xx or we [REDACTED] you.

    t. Taxman/woman/xer

  • Supreme Court rejects Alabama death row inmate's lethal gas claim

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  • Guillotine is the best ovaltine.

  • Career nursing assistant explains the hygiene around eating ass in extreme detail

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  • Eating ass is repulsive. Sucking on toes is where it's at.

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  • I need to poop. Bye.

  • Ukraine’s average soldier is 43. How can they keep Putin at bay?

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  • No. Use WOMEN for all non-combat roles. Heck, use WOMEN as DRONE OPERATORS. Farm out the job to WOMEN to pilot drones from the comfort of their living rooms. WOMEN.

  • What do you think of sports analysts ?

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  • We need to tell us that scoring more points is better than scoring less points.

  • How do you find the mental fortitude to keep doing a job you don’t quite like due to the coworkers while you look for a new one even if you don’t know you are sure you’re going to quit?

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  • Be a professional and ONLY do your job within your official job scope. No more, no less. If you di this, then by default you won't get involved in 90% of office bullshit. The remaining 10% of bullshit is unavoidable in carrying out your duties. Hence, DOCUMENT your work. Have everything in email or hardcopy. Your manager told you to do some stupid shit? Ask for it to be written in an email or memo. A co-worker refuses to cooperate? Email her and cc to your and her manager. Customer refuses your advice? Make him sign a disclaimer.

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    The Star Wars franchise fucking sucks open ass

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  • What is Open Ass? Is it a new Linux distro?

  • Netanyahu defies Biden, insisting there’s ‘no space’ for Palestinian state

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  • Why does the "sole remaining Superpower nation" bow to a small onery loud mouthed pseudo-nation? Which one is in charge? Curious.