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ByteOnBikes

@ ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • Gnome

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  • My pro open-source teacher in HS pushed for all of us to use the handful of Linux computers and recommended GIMP over Photoshop. He even said we can download GIMP at home for free.

    Back then, searching for GIMP gave you bondage suits.

    And because we were immature fuckwads, we played real hard into that joke, to a point where the principal had to send a letter to parents about how to actually find free open-source software with links.

  • Generational differences

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  • I... What?

  • Requirements

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  • I don't know what half those things are but I laughed at the words "Breast Mints". No idea what it means.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Introverted rule

  • Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happening

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  • Need a new Texas bill banning Rep. Stan Gerdes from being 10 miles near any school because dude is a fucking creep.

  • Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs

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  • I gotta admit, I was pretty amazed when they built Polygon out of scratch. It was just passionate game writers who is wanted to share the content they like reading. The first year was full of great writing. Then it kinda faded into the background, which isnt a problem.

    Seeing how that happened gives me hope that a new website filled with passionate game writers will sprout up.

  • about that ticket we talked about yesterday

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  • The best PM I ever had was playing zone defense and just deflecting every possible thing that could disrupt the creative team. Let us cook for more than a sprint.

    Bad ones are constantly coming up with new requests, mid-sprint adds, don't really have answers, and create more blockers than they resolve.

  • Hey Reddit. DO SOMETHING

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  • (Me screaming inside Wendys for McDonalds fix their Ice cream Machine)

    Wait, this doesn't work?

  • Honest mistake

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  • Speak for yourself. I had a security guard who watched me scan then try to run up to me when I finished to recheck my stuff.

    Like dude, you watched me from the beginning.

  • Honest mistake

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  • It's always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.

    It's great for quick purchases. But I'm going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.

  • The man is an open book to future employers.

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    • boycotting the US

  • The man is an open book to future employers.

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  • Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

    Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

    Later quit to run some crypto scam.

  • Necromancer skill

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  • Yeah. Asshole did a number on America. I'm not letting him die in peace.

  • For all you inked people

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  • Literally this.

  • For all you inked people

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  • I still laugh at recruiters who ask if I'm okay that the company has a dress code.

    I laugh even harder if it's a remote position.

  • For all you inked people

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  • I love shitty tattoos.

    Not on myself, mind you.

  • Happy Easter!

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  • Bro I'm laughing my ass off you made my Sunday.

  • Happy Easter!

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  • We'll just push that 4-top, 4-top, 6-top, 5-top together and make a table at this server station while blocking fire escapes.

  • User utilizes ChatGPT for therapy. It doesn't go very well.

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  • Selective reading. 😭

  • Undercover cops beat up student protesters occupying building at University of Amsterdam.

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  • Even in Amsterdam are All Cops Are Bastards? (ACAB)? Dayum