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Beardsley

@ Beardsley @lemmy.world

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  • Time Travelin' Danny [Dogmo Comics]

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  • My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

  • Time Travelin' Danny [Dogmo Comics]

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  • I'll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

  • 28 October 2024

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  • I have so many questions, but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answers.

  • Time Travelin' Danny [Dogmo Comics]

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  • Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

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  • Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

    Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

  • Simple as that

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  • Ironic that he's an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

  • they dont even understand what I'm saying

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  • It's a turdoggy lmao

  • Technically The Truth

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  • Now I'm not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you'd get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

  • Krillin

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  • Aw man, you've never been broke as fuck huh?

  • to be honest

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  • I mean... a meme shitpost is pretty far off from modern journalism.

  • to be honest

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  • Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

    Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

  • What are your strategies to not be late?

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  • Problem is that something like this doesn't really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don't think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.

  • I am speed

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  • Well I already have the crocs, you see..

  • I am speed

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  • Mainly so I don't have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

  • Every August

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  • Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

  • “It’s sick”

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  • Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It's just casual American slang.

  • TIL humans are the only animal with a chin. We aren't sure why.

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  • Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.

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    Tasers in the Outfield

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  • Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s

  • I can't believe it tastes different

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  • Sardine oil would like a word....