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BeardedSingleMalt

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  • Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...

    Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

    Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

    Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

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  • Or they got home and thought of it

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  • Or the person ordering made a huge fucking deal out of them not putting enough on

  • Trump Says He Might 'Encourage' Russia To Attack NATO Allies

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  • “NATO was busted until I came along,” he began. “I said, ‘Everybody’s going to pay.’ They said, ‘Well, if we don’t pay are you still going to protect us?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not.’ They couldn’t believe the answer.”

    This coming from the guy notorious for routinely stiffing payments on literally everyone and everything.

  • Twins in Philadelphia

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  • It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

    Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

    Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

    Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

    Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

    Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

    [Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

    Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

    Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

    Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

  • Moms for Liberty Completely Collapses in Former Strongholds

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  • Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he's tough as shit...but only when he has someone backing him up

  • [Politics] Have phobia, will travel

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  • Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

  • [Politics] Have phobia, will travel

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  • From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

  • Just Say It, Democrats: Biden Has Been a Great President

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  • Still the best president we've had since Obama

  • Sources: Falcons to hire Morris, pass on Belichick

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  • Well, this is gonna set the Falcons back another 4 years.

    I was never really sold on BB anyway but was this guy the best option available?

  • Stunning Republican Probe Finds 4,000 Missing Votes From Trump-Biden Election — Votes TAKEN FROM Biden

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  • Especially since 2 recent supreme court appointees were involved is the legal crap to overturn Florida

  • Stunning Republican Probe Finds 4,000 Missing Votes From Trump-Biden Election — Votes TAKEN FROM Biden

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  • sTuNnInG

  • Pi-Hole or something else for network ad blocking?

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  • One thing I've found is it's good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.

  • which is the most cringeworthy music video

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  • There was a demo for a music video maybe 10 years ago, Day Day - Backseat, the video seems to have since been scrubbed from the internet and the best I could find was a thumbnail. The only things I can remember about it are the lyrics went something like "if your driver needs a rider...then you put it in my backseat" (yes, its about exactly what you think) and the guy singing it looked like a cross between Geordi LaForge an Lady Gaga.

  • When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

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  • When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

  • shocked, I say

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  • Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like "What is the last place you want to spend new years?"

    The person sad "Jail" and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

  • Missing Ohio teen located in Florida after logging in to World of Warcraft account

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  • The bigger question is what was the drive like back to Florida. That's 14 hours and bathroom breaks

  • Cavity search

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  • He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient's record to get their phone number for personal reason.

  • Jonathan Majors Fired By Disney/Marvel Studios After Assault Guilty Verdict – Deadline

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  • One thing I didn't like too well about the whole Kang thing is He Who Remains said that he discovered multiversal travel in the 32nd century and that resulted in the war. This made it seem like traveling the Multiverse was a near impossibility until he mastered it in the far future.

    Then as Phase 4 continued, and turns out it's something kinda easy which became the plot for a few movies.