No no, don't go around giving people the impression you ARE a lawyer, because that is illegal. But schooling yourself in their tactics and knowing the processes is very useful.
What I love most about this gif is realizing the 2 guys in the background were giving the acting direction of "maintain heavy eye contact with Bruce and do not break." Later in this scene you see one of them bust up laughing with him and it's great.
I was thinking evil more in terms of the system that allows people to be rich and lazy in that manner, then they grow as a family over the course of the show until they are definitely good, but still definitely chaotic.
Ahem: grape jelly is the default because it's cheaper to make and has a stronger flavor, therefore you need less of it as an ingredient. Having said that strawberry jam for the win.
Only if it's taking me to a 24 hour showing of I, ROBOT BITCH! Sorry that was aggressive.