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I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.

  • Wetness

  • Magic does exist!

  • That's not his biological son. He married someone with low fidelity.

  • Agent

    Oooo, what if I said I was doing it for God, though?

    Nah, You're right. I know the measure of this audience.

    Something something kill the concept of a benevolent God and destroy capitalism. I don't even disagree, but we got a little reductionalist.

  • The Crusades?

    The Crusades 2 (In Development)?

  • Always tickled when I see the Dragon's Tail.

  • That's assuming you don't wreck it before you refill. The nature of the car precludes this.

  • Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

  • To be fair, I've met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala's bedroom eyes.

  • And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.

  • Ass.

  • What if you engineered real food and spiced it like each of theirs, subverted the supply chain for a little bit, and gave people real food? Then you take it away in a week or so and everyone realizes that these chains have gone downhill.

  • Yes, But

    Jump
  • Heh. Butt.

  • I don't have a phone. I just witness. I am posting this by sheer force of will. Someone hire me as you CEO.

  • *(Percieved) importance.

  • Oh, shit, I thought they just made Ska music.

  • A 50-lb bag of bread flour is a little over $30 where I'm from. I think you still have a few loaves to go.

  • Isn't this the back plot of the game, Rain World? With the slug cats and the depressed robots stuck on a decaying world when the sapient, organic species all left?

  • You've got a hard point there. At more than 100 colonists, my game loads in at less than one frame per second. That's why there's a cap on kidney harvesting. Otherwise, I would be a more terrible monster. Thanks for your concern, though.